Jess retaliates!
In an effort to get to the bottom of the mystery behind the kats renewed interest in him, Jess has called in a crack team of Japanese "Anti-Kat Terrorist" commandos!
They carefully surveyed Jess's home and then laid a cunning trap. Knowing that no kat could resist a dangling toy they setup their cameras to record the capture. Here is the exclusive video!
http://www.whowantsabalti.com/vids/nokia.mpg
Unfortunately, "Lucky" their almost-prisoner, managed to escape their bumbling efforts, and reported back to Kat HQ with his story of torture and attempted interrogation.
Things can only escalate from here folks!
PURRsecution... Examining M4Jess's Hatred
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"...Jess tried desparately to escape them..." http://www.snehula.com/film/1Bicycle 2 Rock.avi
Jim NSB 
Upon hearing the news that Jess has now enlisted dogs for mine clearing duty, and for carrying explosives to destroy vehicles, the entire Kat World erupts in celebration!
Seen below, two high ranking members of the Kat Kommand roar with laughter and exchange "high 5's" at the news:
[center]When told that Jess now believes himself to be safe from further attacks, the hilarity spreads throughout the Kat Kommunity:[/center]
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However, a spokes kat for the Kat Koilition had this to say:
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[center]"We ain't done with you pal... heheh"[/center]
Seen below, two high ranking members of the Kat Kommand roar with laughter and exchange "high 5's" at the news:
[center]When told that Jess now believes himself to be safe from further attacks, the hilarity spreads throughout the Kat Kommunity:[/center]
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[/center]However, a spokes kat for the Kat Koilition had this to say:
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[/center][center]"We ain't done with you pal... heheh"[/center]
What, me worry?
Exclusive!
Interview with "Lucky"!
Speaking from a private room in the Katmandu Kat Klinic, "Lucky," the cat who barely escaped with his life from Jess's fiendish trap, had this to say:
"The docs tell me there will be no permanent injury from that hellish torture, but I tell you, I feel fortunate to be alive!
I knew something was up when those Japanese guys kept trying to get me to defect. I turned to escape, but they had this hypnosis machine going in the center of the room. I couldn't help myself... it just drew me in... closer and closer, teasing me with that tuna scented toy mouse! It's not my fault I tell you! I tried to resist, but it was no use! Those FIENDS! They knew just how to trap me... trap ANY kat! When thier evil trap grabbed me, and I started flying through the air, I thought I was a goner! Fortunately, we Kommando Kats train for things like this. My training kicked in on its own and I managed to free myself from the contraption. The leg was injured when I bounced off the wall, but I still managed to get away and report back to HQ on the other three. My superiors say I'll get a Purple Hartz award for this, and that I'm some kind of hero. I don't know about that, I feel I just did my duty.
Will we retaliate? I'm assured by my KO that we will, but they're keeping the whole plan under tight wraps for security reasons.
Excuse me... I need to go lie down now...
Nurse? Can you give me my bath now?"
"Yes Lucky, but first I have something to say to the press about M4Jess... Only a truly sick and evil mind would commit such attrocities on us lovable creatures! I spit on you, AND your dogs! Phhhhuuuuttt!!!"
"Come on Lucky, my hero, I'll give you that bath now..."
Interview with "Lucky"!
Speaking from a private room in the Katmandu Kat Klinic, "Lucky," the cat who barely escaped with his life from Jess's fiendish trap, had this to say:
"The docs tell me there will be no permanent injury from that hellish torture, but I tell you, I feel fortunate to be alive!
I knew something was up when those Japanese guys kept trying to get me to defect. I turned to escape, but they had this hypnosis machine going in the center of the room. I couldn't help myself... it just drew me in... closer and closer, teasing me with that tuna scented toy mouse! It's not my fault I tell you! I tried to resist, but it was no use! Those FIENDS! They knew just how to trap me... trap ANY kat! When thier evil trap grabbed me, and I started flying through the air, I thought I was a goner! Fortunately, we Kommando Kats train for things like this. My training kicked in on its own and I managed to free myself from the contraption. The leg was injured when I bounced off the wall, but I still managed to get away and report back to HQ on the other three. My superiors say I'll get a Purple Hartz award for this, and that I'm some kind of hero. I don't know about that, I feel I just did my duty.
Will we retaliate? I'm assured by my KO that we will, but they're keeping the whole plan under tight wraps for security reasons.
Excuse me... I need to go lie down now...
Nurse? Can you give me my bath now?"
"Yes Lucky, but first I have something to say to the press about M4Jess... Only a truly sick and evil mind would commit such attrocities on us lovable creatures! I spit on you, AND your dogs! Phhhhuuuuttt!!!"
"Come on Lucky, my hero, I'll give you that bath now..."
What, me worry?
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RE: RE:
Scale Modelers among us will note with interest the previously unseen dappled "Dunkelgrau" camoflauge scheme sported by this Kat ...
Note the care taken to tamp down the loose dirt around the mine! ...
Sneaky Krauts!! [:D]
Note the care taken to tamp down the loose dirt around the mine! ...
Sneaky Krauts!! [:D]
RE: RE:
Bernie: I just reread the M4 saga and I still had to laugh.[:D] My cat "KIWI" who sits next to me when on on the comp wants you to be careful what you write about the Hiss Squad,[:-] she's acquainted, being an old streetwalker, with a few of those boys you wrote about.
Beware Bernie this Cat lady rules.
Beware Bernie this Cat lady rules. "God Bless America and All the Young men and women who give their all to protect Her"....chief