Hawk (Eazy 8) vs. Losqualo (Tiger) 1 on 1

[Losqualo]

OLt Losqualo was a bit puzzled. He was used to Sherman drivers fleeing the battlefield, but one that only hides? But since he had nothing better to do he decided to search for the hiding spot.

[Hawk]

Your DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eazy 8 one SHOT!!!!!!!!! BAMMMMMMMM........altough in your defense you did get the first shot off.......




Will setup the next one.

[Hawk]

Forgot the Files.....

[Losqualo]

Well at least I'm getting used to it...:rolleyes:

But I must say slowly I get some nagging doubts about those "security violations"... Did Jess provide some special OOB's with the maps? So you'll hit even with a 9 % chance to hit?
On the other hand, I said it before and I say it again:

American tanks are waaaaaaaaaay overpowerded in SPWAW!

[Belisarius]

Originally posted by Losqualo
American tanks are waaaaaaaaaay overpowerded in SPWAW!

Hmm.... Hawk's tanks does seem to be too good to be true. Remember, the 1-on-1's are played with 100 exp. crews, which may or may not give the US an advantage. What I know is that they are incredibly tough and accurate.....

no I'm not implying anything

[Hawk]

Hey i work with the Files given to me........And yes Los'....i thought i was Dead....... But once again it's allllll luck...........I've lost games..saying "How the Hell?".......


Maybe Jess can give us some insight to this........

[Losqualo]

It's allright, I believe you. Dou you prepare the next match?

[Hawk]

Ok Los' this one is a Winter Map!!!!!!!!

[Losqualo]

Password set. Let's do it!

[Hawk]

Hope you brought your Thermal's..... :p

[Losqualo]

OLt Losqualo was sitting in his Tiger and wrote a letter to the world wildlife found of nature:

Dear WWF,

I send you this letter because I found a tragic error in your latest list of endangered species.
Please remove Hawks from your list and put there Tigers instead.

Thank you,

OLt Losqualo, Eastern Front, Russia

[Hawk]

Listen Los' you give up now and Eand the Misery and Pain you put on your Crew!!!!! Think of your MEN!!!!!!!!!

[Losqualo]

OLt Losqualo thought about giving up his Tiger so he would finally be able to leave Russia and head to some warmer region.
But it seemed unlikely to him that OKW would give him a fourth chance to hunt the unshaven man with the leathercap, so he brushed away that thought and drove on.

[Hawk]

Do you not Understand the Might of the American People!!!!!
We may not Shave....we may not Wash..........We may not Brush our Teeth.........
But our "AIM" is TRUE!!!!!!!!;)

[Losqualo]

OLt Losqualo heard some american propaganda over his headphones. But since he heard that all day from the Russians, he was pretty much unimpressed.

[Hawk]

I have some Cig's.......chocolate.... (Hershey)....and........i have Playboys.......For you and your Men......

Just come out with your HANDS UP!!!!!!

[Losqualo]

The propaganda OLt Losqualo heard showed first results. He couldn't do much but thinking about cigars, chocolate and .... girls!
Now what should he do? Giving in, he would probably get shot by his own men, and not giving in he would probably get shot too. His finger hovered over the little button which was labeled "F9" and would tell his crew to leave the Tiger.
But slowly his brain started to work again and he thought about cigarettes, white wine and ... his wife!
No he would not give in, he just would make the enemy crew bail out and collect all the promised things from the empty Sherman.

[Hawk]

I Respect that........you will still DIE a Horrible firery Death... But i promise to drop your Ashes over Berlin......from my B-17 of course.... :p

[Losqualo]

The propaganda thankfully changed from promises to threats. And the last thing OLt Losqualo wanted was to be in Berlin, be it in the form of ashes or in his normal human shape.
But anyway, his bigger problem was the performance of his Tiger in snowy conditions. With that speed it would take weeks to come to the area were the enemy was hiding.

[Hawk]

What's all this "Fighting really about?"
Why don't we just meet in the Middle of the Sqaure and Shake Hands......
You don't need these foolish little games left open ........before you go on your HoneyMoon........