501 - A very stupid post

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Mogami

Hi, I never got my pizza. However at Origins Matrix did buy me dinner and several India Pale Ales.

I was supposed to get Pizza at 5000 but I never got it.

@ 10000 i will get pizza....Joel is going to deliver it to me personally.....yeah......extra pepperoni too......[&o]

[DuckofTindalos]

Keep dreaming, Nik.[:D] You might get a pie... right between the eyes.

[Nikademus]

bah.....everyone knows programmers cant aim well........

[:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

Here we go... Post number 1000!!!

[DuckofTindalos]

And just for poops and giggles... number 1001! Matrix Legion of Merit! Hooray!

And all in two and a half months! Just don't try to find any posts of substance![;)]

[MemoryLeak]

Ahhhhhhhh, when I crossed the magic threshold of 100 posts I was on top of the world. Made my whole existance worthwhile. I can't even imagine how ecstatic you must be at this moment....[:D]

[Nikademus]

1 more closer to 10000



and pizza.....

[DuckofTindalos]

At the rate you're going, we'll all have forgotten War in the Pacific by the time you cross 10000! BTW, in uninteresting trivia, you joined this forum on my 27th birthday!

[Nikademus]

When was that? I feel like i've been here forever.....gotta dust off the cobwebs around me, open the door and see some sunlight......

[DuckofTindalos]

Wow, you've been here so long you've forgotten when you joined! Get out of the house! Step away from your computer screen, sir!

[Nikademus]

cant....my back wont straighten.........

[DuckofTindalos]

Then have somebody push you outside sitting in your chair. Oh wait, there probably isn't anyone nearby, is there?

[Nikademus]

what about the iron collar attached to my neck?

[DuckofTindalos]

Okay, this conversation just got a little bit scary. Walking away... Not making eye contact...[X(]

[rogueusmc]

You scare soooo easily!!!...I could make you cry for momma if I tried...scary part is, Nik probably has to try not too...[:D]

[Drex]

The posters on this thread must be waiting for their next turn.

[DuckofTindalos]

Isn't that what most of us posting here on the forum are doing?[;)]

[Mr.Frag]

The prize for 10,000 is a divorce just so you know [:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

What if you're not married in the first place? Is the prize for 5,000 posts a wife?[:)]

[Mr.Frag]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

What if you're not married in the first place? Is the prize for 5,000 posts a wife?[:)]

You can have my ex for 5000 more posts [:D]