Battle Reports....Barbarossa.
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Muzrub
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Well any news from the front? Whats up Muzrub and Varjaeger?
Varjaeger is having a few problems with the net.....So the games slowed down a bit.
Hmmm Soviet Cas. are low.
I'm doing the same to another player, him being the germans but for some reason he thinks he's kicking my arse.
I'd rather slowly lose ground than lose men and equipment as the Russians.
But with the Battle reports and I being the German Propaganda man, I can only sense VICTORY!.
Varjaeger is having a few problems with the net.....So the games slowed down a bit.
Hmmm Soviet Cas. are low.
I'm doing the same to another player, him being the germans but for some reason he thinks he's kicking my arse.
I'd rather slowly lose ground than lose men and equipment as the Russians.
But with the Battle reports and I being the German Propaganda man, I can only sense VICTORY!.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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Muzrub
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7/9/1941
Our Armies near:
Bryansk (surrounded)
Rzhev
Demyansk (in conflict)
Orel
Vyazma (in conflict)
Dnepropetrovsk
Zaporozhe
Kiev (in conflict)
Leningrad
and Gomel has fallen.
The Slovak Exp Korps has also made its way to the Eastern front in another effort to ensure that all of Europe particapate in this terrible struggle against Bolshevik aggression.
In the North minor probing attacks were made. Over 4000, Soviet troops and 13 guns were destroyed. Efforts to take leningrad will soon be continued.
Over 10,000 soviets troops, 90 guns and 15 tanks were destroyed by probing attacks by Army group Centre. Also once again with the news Gomel has fallen and bryansk is surrounded.
Major battles in the south.
Over 37,000 soviet troops, over 300 guns and 15 tanks have been destroyed on the Soviet southern front. German troops slowly make their way towards the east in efforts to destroy the Soviet southern defence.
Large Pincer movements are taking place in the south and north of the Ukraine.
It is the hope that our forces will be succesful in these movements. We hope that the Soviets will stand and fight instead of retreating. If movement is made rapidly the entire Soviet Southern defence could be destroyed.
Soviet casualties:
29,925 sq
5122 afv
11,437 guns
9581 air
The Fuhrer is sure of victory.
Mighty Muzrub....
(This dispatch was written on the out skirts of Gomel as our victorious troops took the city!.) :p
Our Armies near:
Bryansk (surrounded)
Rzhev
Demyansk (in conflict)
Orel
Vyazma (in conflict)
Dnepropetrovsk
Zaporozhe
Kiev (in conflict)
Leningrad
and Gomel has fallen.
The Slovak Exp Korps has also made its way to the Eastern front in another effort to ensure that all of Europe particapate in this terrible struggle against Bolshevik aggression.
In the North minor probing attacks were made. Over 4000, Soviet troops and 13 guns were destroyed. Efforts to take leningrad will soon be continued.
Over 10,000 soviets troops, 90 guns and 15 tanks were destroyed by probing attacks by Army group Centre. Also once again with the news Gomel has fallen and bryansk is surrounded.
Major battles in the south.
Over 37,000 soviet troops, over 300 guns and 15 tanks have been destroyed on the Soviet southern front. German troops slowly make their way towards the east in efforts to destroy the Soviet southern defence.
Large Pincer movements are taking place in the south and north of the Ukraine.
It is the hope that our forces will be succesful in these movements. We hope that the Soviets will stand and fight instead of retreating. If movement is made rapidly the entire Soviet Southern defence could be destroyed.
Soviet casualties:
29,925 sq
5122 afv
11,437 guns
9581 air
The Fuhrer is sure of victory.
Mighty Muzrub....
(This dispatch was written on the out skirts of Gomel as our victorious troops took the city!.) :p
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Nice work, Herr Generalfeldmarschall! 
Regards, Rundstedt
PS. I'm soon to be transferred to the West Front.
Regards, Rundstedt
PS. I'm soon to be transferred to the West Front.
"We never underestimated the Red Army, contrary to the general conception. The last German military attaché in Moscow, General Köstring - a very competent man - had kept us well-informed about the condition of the Red Army. But Hitler refused to believe h
Latest news from Stavka.
Once again the facist invader is getting more and more aware that Russia is strikin back.We have hade some problems with the great leader Stalin.He fell sick to a attemp to take our gloruis leader away from the russian people.But he has recovered and ordered a blow to the facist that they will fell.News from the front is once again our brave Red army has struck a blow that made a hole Inf corp to surrender.
Confirmed losses to the invaders is so far:
Squads :3514
Afvs :1461
Guns :1229
Air :746
This is just the confirmed losses.We are still waiting for the last weeks report!
The West has promised to aid the workers-paradise with all they got! We do belivr that the facist are ready to ask for peace in to nearest days.
Long live the Red Army and Father Stalin.
Once again the facist invader is getting more and more aware that Russia is strikin back.We have hade some problems with the great leader Stalin.He fell sick to a attemp to take our gloruis leader away from the russian people.But he has recovered and ordered a blow to the facist that they will fell.News from the front is once again our brave Red army has struck a blow that made a hole Inf corp to surrender.
Confirmed losses to the invaders is so far:
Squads :3514
Afvs :1461
Guns :1229
Air :746
This is just the confirmed losses.We are still waiting for the last weeks report!
The West has promised to aid the workers-paradise with all they got! We do belivr that the facist are ready to ask for peace in to nearest days.
Long live the Red Army and Father Stalin.
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Muzrub
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14/9/1941
Our troops were meet with open arms by Russian citizens in Bryansk. The city recntly fell to our brave soldiers of Army Group Centre.
Our troops also stand at the gates of Vyazma and Rzhev.
Army group centre in probing attacks destroyed over 21,000 Soviet troops, 160 guns and 20 afv's. The order for the capture of Moscow has not yet been ordered.
Army Group North destroyed another 5,000 troops in local fighting and over 30 guns and 15 afv's.
Army Group South was forced into localised fighting in due to a trapped Panzer Korps. The unit was rescued and our brave soldiers in the south continued to advance. Over 6,000 soviets were killed, 60 guns destroyed and over 8 afv's smashed.
Bolshevik Losses:
30,792 Sq
5205 AFV's
11,775 Guns
10,459 Aircraft.
I see Stalins puppet is back to posting on this or beloved forum and is continuing to contribute lies to this Europes most Titanic of struggles.
We have discovered the true reasons behind Stalins illness from this captured communique:
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14/9/1941
Office of Comrade Stalin.
Top secret, by order of death.
Dispatched by NKVD officer:
Captain Nikolia Popov.
Transcript. 1. 445576#
RGVK to Zhukovs Headquarters: Moscow Front.
Stalin: I can't believe the brilliance of these Germans, our greatest fows. They are desroying all in their advance and our people seem to love them as if are Gods themselves that had decended to earth to reap praise from these fools.
Zhukov: Yes, sir it is as if they, the people have the same love for the Germans as our own love, a love between to grown men drawn together in these the hardest of times.
Stalin: Yes Zhukov, my love. Maybe we should break from our caring and erotic relationship in order to create a defense to stop these super men.
Zhukov: I thought you loved super men Comrade.
Stalin: Oh, yes how I do, but I dont like the way German men make love, they are to harsh and to kinky for me.
Zhukov: I understand Papa Josef, my dear.
Stalin: Of course you do. But I shall fake an illness in order to get over my lost love for you. We will make the world think I am sick and then I shall rise to smite this terrible fow.
Zhukov: Another master stroke Comrade Stalin, lets enjoy these our last moments together as lovers and then I shall go to defend the capital with you in my heart for strength.
Top secret.
445576#: order.
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These lines from this dispatch prove that the Bolsheviks are nothing but animals who live outside the laws of god!.
God is with US.
Mighty Muzrub.....All copies of this captured communique have been lost. So I cannot show any evidence to prove it was real. But we all know Stalin was a bastard and it could be true.
Our troops were meet with open arms by Russian citizens in Bryansk. The city recntly fell to our brave soldiers of Army Group Centre.
Our troops also stand at the gates of Vyazma and Rzhev.
Army group centre in probing attacks destroyed over 21,000 Soviet troops, 160 guns and 20 afv's. The order for the capture of Moscow has not yet been ordered.
Army Group North destroyed another 5,000 troops in local fighting and over 30 guns and 15 afv's.
Army Group South was forced into localised fighting in due to a trapped Panzer Korps. The unit was rescued and our brave soldiers in the south continued to advance. Over 6,000 soviets were killed, 60 guns destroyed and over 8 afv's smashed.
Bolshevik Losses:
30,792 Sq
5205 AFV's
11,775 Guns
10,459 Aircraft.
I see Stalins puppet is back to posting on this or beloved forum and is continuing to contribute lies to this Europes most Titanic of struggles.
We have discovered the true reasons behind Stalins illness from this captured communique:
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14/9/1941
Office of Comrade Stalin.
Top secret, by order of death.
Dispatched by NKVD officer:
Captain Nikolia Popov.
Transcript. 1. 445576#
RGVK to Zhukovs Headquarters: Moscow Front.
Stalin: I can't believe the brilliance of these Germans, our greatest fows. They are desroying all in their advance and our people seem to love them as if are Gods themselves that had decended to earth to reap praise from these fools.
Zhukov: Yes, sir it is as if they, the people have the same love for the Germans as our own love, a love between to grown men drawn together in these the hardest of times.
Stalin: Yes Zhukov, my love. Maybe we should break from our caring and erotic relationship in order to create a defense to stop these super men.
Zhukov: I thought you loved super men Comrade.
Stalin: Oh, yes how I do, but I dont like the way German men make love, they are to harsh and to kinky for me.
Zhukov: I understand Papa Josef, my dear.
Stalin: Of course you do. But I shall fake an illness in order to get over my lost love for you. We will make the world think I am sick and then I shall rise to smite this terrible fow.
Zhukov: Another master stroke Comrade Stalin, lets enjoy these our last moments together as lovers and then I shall go to defend the capital with you in my heart for strength.
Top secret.
445576#: order.
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These lines from this dispatch prove that the Bolsheviks are nothing but animals who live outside the laws of god!.
God is with US.
Mighty Muzrub.....All copies of this captured communique have been lost. So I cannot show any evidence to prove it was real. But we all know Stalin was a bastard and it could be true.
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Iraq, and i have seen
Things are not what they seem.
Matrix Axis of Evil
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Don Shafer
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No that's weird. Everyone knows that Budenny was Stalin's bitch.
Originally posted by Rundstedt:
Now that's kinky!
Regards, Rundstedt
This message posted by permission of and in accordance with the regulations as mandated by our self-appointed High Lord and Master Ed Cogburn.
All hail the Dictator of War in Russia etiquette and morality!
His is a superior intellect and with hi
All hail the Dictator of War in Russia etiquette and morality!
His is a superior intellect and with hi
Latest news from Stavka: Our GPU units have confirmed the sick behaiovor of the facist invaders and there lies.We also have information that O.K.W tries to blame our greta father Stalin for being a sideway fellow.But that is totaly lies from worried German HQ.Cause they are lossing to much troops to the Red Army.But we have also rumors of the Madman Hitler and his friends are using drugs and behaving very weird.There is even talk of being not not able to perform in bed.Russia will liberate Europe and all of it before this war is over!
The Communist Party of Sweden is answering the crie for help from the great Soviet Union. Thousands of "preserved provisions" are being sent to Leningrad with the help of brave Swedish blockade runners. All to help Rodina.
Regards, Rundstedt
Regards, Rundstedt
"We never underestimated the Red Army, contrary to the general conception. The last German military attaché in Moscow, General Köstring - a very competent man - had kept us well-informed about the condition of the Red Army. But Hitler refused to believe h
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Lokioftheaesir
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WhoooaaOriginally posted by Kuniworth:
Stop talkin so much shit Rundstedt. Say something itelligent for once. Getting sick of all your crap-talk.
Thems fightin' words. To yurr guns Herrr Rundstid.
Nick
PS I need at least 12 cans of Bud to get the accent right. Yeeechh (5 stars for Wild Turkey though)
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
Originally posted by Kuniworth:
Stop talkin so much shit Rundstedt. Say something itelligent for once. Getting sick of all your crap-talk.
And how do you define "crap-talk" then? Perhaps everything not pleasing you? :rolleyes: Not everyone possess the wits and enormous intellect that you obviously do. :rolleyes: I do regret if any of my posts have offended you in any way, or simply are too dumb for you to stand. I then suggest that you from now on ignore all my messages and by doing so you relieve yourself from your problematic approach to my posts. Now you must excuse me, I do believe I have more friendly-minded people to communicate with.
Dearest regards, Rundstedt "The Bullshitter"
"We never underestimated the Red Army, contrary to the general conception. The last German military attaché in Moscow, General Köstring - a very competent man - had kept us well-informed about the condition of the Red Army. But Hitler refused to believe h
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kuniworth:
Stop talkin so much shit Rundstedt. Say something itelligent for once. Getting sick of all your crap-talk.
Tsk tsk Kuni, flaming a fellow Swede? What happened to that Nordic circle of solidarity eh?
Stop talkin so much shit Rundstedt. Say something itelligent for once. Getting sick of all your crap-talk.
Tsk tsk Kuni, flaming a fellow Swede? What happened to that Nordic circle of solidarity eh?
"Excuse me... I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide open trap." - Michael Caine in "Miss Congeniality"
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Ed Cogburn
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Originally posted by Kuniworth:
Stop talkin so much shit Rundstedt. Say something itelligent for once. Getting sick of all your crap-talk.
My you're such a polite fellow..... Actually, if you pay attention to what this thread is about, you'd realize Rundstet's contribution fits in pretty well. Its all made up, and most of it is deliberately silly (and funny). Kuniworth, I'd look in to getting some Prosac, it would help you a great deal. It never helped me that much, but others swear by it.
