So, One Day...

[LST Express]

Andersonville prison which are by now fairly rank and holy, not to mention......

[zuluhour]

...shared by local CSA wives post#5 who discover, after enough shared ware, HOT PANTS which...

[LST Express]

are better worn without skidmarks and can be quite fashionable when starch is added in liberal doses and your ass isn't on fire. But if it is on fire, remember to.........

[vettim89]

stop, drop, and roll! Oddly that happened to be the squadron motto of .....

[crsutton]

ORIGINAL: vettim89

stop, drop, and roll! Oddly that happened to be the squadron motto of .....

The 101st airborne, but not as a result of combat experience but after a forced march through a chigger infested woods in Georgia...The local girls took one look at the red welts covering the bodies of the troopers and commented that....

[bradfordkay]

... Toccoa isn't all that far from the Chatooga River, which is a well known point of origin for...

[Canoerebel]

...rumors about Deliverance.  Many people are under the impression that James Dickey had the Chattooga in mind when he wrote his novel, but it was actually a trip down the Coosawattee River that stirred his imagination.  It is true, though, that some of the movie was filmed on the Chattooga.  This scintillating information is sure to stir desires amongst Forumites to take a rafting trip on the Wild & Scenic Chattooga this summer, which I will be glad to organize and attend if you gents are so inclined.  But, moving back to the narrative, we can surely all agree that Cap Mandrake is the Forumite most likely to sit in front of his television spellbound during some of the most famously disturbing scense of that dark and gripping movie.  While watching the movie one time, Cap was heard to exclaim.....

[jeffk3510]

.. thanks again for ruining my day, dumb secretary... remind me again why I hired you to...

[zuluhour]

...till he caught sight of her hind quarters......

[LST Express]

and wondered if she would be any good at chasing rabbits? Must be plenty of those furry little thangs along the banks of the Chattooga that haven't been abused by......
 

[crsutton]

midgets (or "wee folk" for the PC crowd) who could never be trusted to.....

[vettim89]

because the local Hippie population was not so bright. The got confused by the saying "never trust anyone over thirty" and turned it into "never trust any one under thirty inches." This led to some tense moments not the least of which wsa at the 2009 Chatooga Catfish Festival when .....

[jeffk3510]

It was discovered that it was not catfish after all, but

[YankeeAirRat]

... it was found out that the hippies were literally using live dwarven bait to catch "El Khan" the largest catfish in the county. They almost got him until...

[pws1225]

he caught sight of the secretary's hind quarters, where upon he ...

[jeffk3510]

...said..I remember down in Houston, we were puttin' on a show, when a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled....

[vettim89]

if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a midget in the band. Which is odd because .....

[jeffk3510]

..he was actually from Alabama...

[Zorch]

...but he had a sister who dated a guy whose cousin visited the Alamo on a weekend that she forgot to remember to forget because...

[crsutton]

He wanted to see the original flag of the Texas Republic which oddly enough features a depiction of a midget riding an armadillo through Amarillo while lip syncing the original motto of the republic. "We are not just dumb hillbillies but own guns too." Wiser heads soon prevailed and this motto was quickly discarded in favor of......