THE THREAD!!!
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- Kwik E Mart
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
anarchy...rangers goin' down!!!! [:'(]
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- Kwik E Mart
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
day one of world series tithe 





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- BrucePowers
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him..
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him..
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops
For what we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful.
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- BrucePowers
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Bob did you get the turn last night? I can't remember
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- BrucePowers
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This place is dead tonight[:D]
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- BrucePowers
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Of course it is the week before Halloween, so that is appropriate[:D]
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
The coffin stopped
GROAN! [:D]
"Measure civilization by the ability of citizens to mock government with impunity" -- Unknown
RE: THE THREAD!!!
The coffin stops
Hmm, better keep the day job [;)][:D]
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- BrucePowers
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ORIGINAL: Mynok
The coffin stopped
GROAN! [:D]
Blame Geoff. He sent it to me[:D]
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- Chickenboy
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
I'm pretty sure I first heard that joke when I was in Boy Scouts. It didn't go over any better then either. [:'(]ORIGINAL: Mynok
The coffin stopped
GROAN! [:D]

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RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
This place is dead tonight[:D]
I think you killed it with that joke. [:D]
Mike
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"They need more rum punch" - Me

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"They need more rum punch" - Me

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Canes lose their home opener 3 - 0. We still had a great time and I'm heading to bed. [>:]
Mike
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Afternoon Guys, hope that everyone is having a good one. [:)]

When you see the Southern Cross, For the first time
You understand now, Why you came this way
RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: Mynok
You are wise for a carrion-eater. [:D]
Why thank you sir, you Alien sewer dweller. That is one of the nicest things that a Martian has ever said to me.

When you see the Southern Cross, For the first time
You understand now, Why you came this way
RE: THE THREAD!!!
So you do hear Martian voices in your head? [:'(]
I understand. Believe me. [:D]
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- DuckofTindalos
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Morning...[>:][>:] Tithe...[>:][>:]
Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?
Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
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Operator Error? [:D][:'(]Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?
Lucky for you, tonight it's just me
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Good morning gents
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Hi all,
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Hi all,
When do you go to bed and when do you wake up?
Leo "Apollo11"
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Morning...[>:][>:] Tithe...[>:][>:]
Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?
When do you go to bed and when do you wake up?
Leo "Apollo11"

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