OT Things to ponder
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If Don Adams, Bob Bell (Chicago Bozo the clown), Bob Burns, Drew Carey, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo, original Clarabell the Clown on Howdy Doody), and Jonathan Winters were all members of the US Marines, does the US Marine Corps somehow help people to become comedians? There are more as well, including actors and writers of comedy.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Everyone in Alabama, run for your lives! Humberto is coming!
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Is Humberto a particularly aggressive Gorn-Kzinti crossbreed, that is on the prowl?
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My brother thinks it's a dragon, I say dino.


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A dragon? Wishful thinking from a lonely Gorn methinks! How very gornthropomorphic.


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GORNZILLA! [:D]ORIGINAL: btd64
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Always dumb to commit a sexual assault, but moreso with a cop car dashcam rolling 30 feet away and a TV camera on the other angle.
No wonder women think men need an attitude adjustment. Not fair to broadbrush all men with that, but it happens often enough that many men need it.
If I were there I would have kicked the guy somewhere.
No wonder women think men need an attitude adjustment. Not fair to broadbrush all men with that, but it happens often enough that many men need it.
If I were there I would have kicked the guy somewhere.
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MSNBC has an ad out for impeachment coverage with Brian Williams. During the ad he says "... the story changes hourly ...". I don't think they want Brian Williams saying that on the air, if you know what I mean.
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If you need something to listen to while on a long flight - "Go. Now. Fix." by a close relative of mine (who pretends not to be a gorn).
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/asim ... 0_38-08_00
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/asim ... 0_38-08_00
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This is an alderman in my burg. She's really funny. Watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eIpry_KyWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eIpry_KyWc
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I could see myself having a beer with her at the bar and listening to her stories all evening!ORIGINAL: geofflambert
This is an alderman in my burg. She's really funny. Watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eIpry_KyWc

I liked that the interviewer was kind of relaxed and personal, not the usual pro with a list of questions and a timeline.
BTW, did you know when she visited you that she would tell that story on TV if she got elected? [;)]
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So you were the one who answered the door au natural?
Oh wait, Gorns aren't allowed to vote, are they?
Oh wait, Gorns aren't allowed to vote, are they?
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”

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This one shouldn't be. [:D]ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
So you were the one who answered the door au natural?
Oh wait, Gorns aren't allowed to vote, are they?
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And being nude is their normal attire. Wearing that gawd-awful tank top is being kinky!ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
This one shouldn't be. [:D]ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
So you were the one who answered the door au natural?
Oh wait, Gorns aren't allowed to vote, are they?

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ORIGINAL: Alfred
They still run them anti clockwise.
Whether that means they run slower times because they are running into a head wind I don't know.
Alfred
Your batsmen (including those you poached from Wales etc) seem to run very badly between wickets.
"I am Alfred"
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High on the list of things I do not want to see is a Gorn fashion show. Very high.ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
And being nude is their normal attire. Wearing that gawd-awful tank top is being kinky!ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
This one shouldn't be. [:D]ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
So you were the one who answered the door au natural?
Oh wait, Gorns aren't allowed to vote, are they?
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