The anti-thread

[GaryChildress]

Have a dead end job bump.

[GaryChildress]

Wondering how much 30 tons of styrofoam would cost and the location of the nearest landfill bump

[Onime No Kyo]

What would you want with 30 tons of styrofoam?

[GaryChildress]

Life's little destruction book: Part I

Always park in the closest handicap space.

When stopped at a toll booth strike up a conversation with the attendant.

Hand a homeless person Monopoly money.

Go to a church late at night and blow out the eternal flame.

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

What would you want with 30 tons of styrofoam?

Aren't there still CFCs in styrofoam?

[GaryChildress]

Actually no one truly cares what I have to say anyway bump.

[Onime No Kyo]

Sure we care. It would help if you started making some sense, however. [;)]

[Nikademus]

SPAM(tm)

[Dino]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

[X(]

Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...

[Dino]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

Actually no one truly cares what I have to say anyway bump.

I'm still searching for that secret ingredient to oatmeal...

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Sure we care. It would help if you started making some sense, however. [;)]

Then for starters, what do you not understand about my posts?

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Dino

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

[X(]

Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...

Where?

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

SPAM(tm)

It can't be spam, only people who post a lot of stuff I don't like create spam! And I like what I post ergo it isn't spam. [:'(]

[VSWG]

Gary's fleet in battle formation:



[:D]

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: VSWG

Gary's fleet in battle formation:



[:D]

Is not! [:'(]

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)

All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. [:(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)

All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. [:(]

RUPD forgot to mention that:

1) You get no sleep, either because a) she wants to be on your side of the bed and you cant sleep cause its so damn hot or b) she wants to be on the other side of the bed and thinks that the blanket does too. [:D]

2) She is always "pleasantly surprised" when you fix something around the house. Do you know how annoying that is?

3) She never asks you for advice, especially in matters when she should, but when you do some rare stupid thing she gets mad that you didnt consult her beforehand. [:)]

As for nookie (as RUPD so diplomatically put it), she soon works out a finely timed schedule, according to which anytime youre interested she's either tired, sick, or "other". At all other times, when youre passing out from fatigue, she's game. Ergo, "I wanted to last week, but you were tired, so there". [:D]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Yeah, look what it's done for Terminus.... [:'(]

[Dino]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: Dino

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.

[X(]

Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...

Where?

Brooklin Bridge [:'(]