The anti-thread

[Dino]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)

Said the guy who did it twice...[8|]

[Dino]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. [:(]

There IS no haven, but you will never know till you jump...[;)]

PS: Try to skip the admiration bit...You can always admire her later for puting up with you.

[aztez]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658



You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)

All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. [:(]

RUPD forgot to mention that:

1) You get no sleep, either because a) she wants to be on your side of the bed and you cant sleep cause its so damn hot or b) she wants to be on the other side of the bed and thinks that the blanket does too. [:D]

2) She is always "pleasantly surprised" when you fix something around the house. Do you know how annoying that is?

3) She never asks you for advice, especially in matters when she should, but when you do some rare stupid thing she gets mad that you didnt consult her beforehand. [:)]

As for nookie (as RUPD so diplomatically put it), she soon works out a finely timed schedule, according to which anytime youre interested she's either tired, sick, or "other". At all other times, when youre passing out from fatigue, she's game. Ergo, "I wanted to last week, but you were tired, so there". [:D]

All this sounds familiar... [8|] ...one thing the you all forgot is that you really need to be able read other peoples mind! [:D] Otherwise you will never know why she is in the bad mood! [&:]

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: Dino

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)

Said the guy who did it twice...[8|]

Never said I wasn't a glutton for punishment. Besides, someone has to do my laundry. [:D]

I enjoy being married and love being a Dad but it is not rosey all the time. I should have clarified my point which is that a bad relationship is far worse than being single. All you need is to apprecaite being sigle is to get into a relationship with a psycho (see wife #1).
Choose wisely and if you ever get the chance I strongly recommed marrying a rich girl (or at least one with wealthy/sickly parents). [:'(]

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Dino

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: Dino



[X(]

Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...

Where?

Brooklin Bridge [:'(]

[:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

I could sell it to you if you want. Then you can jump to your heart's content.

[Onime No Kyo]

Time to bump the antithread bump.

[Mark VII]

Hello, anybody there? Been gone for a couple of weeks and the glorious anti-thread has sunk to the bottom of the page. Rise Anti-thread to your rightfull spot at the top of the War Room list!

[Nikademus]

The sand village hears you.

[Onime No Kyo]

[:D]

[SGT Swanson]

I'm reviving this thread due to the fact that I have only 2 games going, and both are as Japs.
 
Recipe for homemade Napalm
 
4 sleeves of styrofoam cups (8 oz size)
1 Ammo can (M60 {7.62mm} size)
1 US Gal of gasoline
Something to set off the napalm from a safe distance like det cord or an M80 with an electrical connection
 
We is EVIL!![:o][:o]

[Terminus]

I'd delete this if I was you... Unless it's a cunning plan to have the Anti-Thread killed off, in which case, please proceed...

[wyrmmy]

That recipe is missing from my dogeared copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, thanks. [;)] I always did like the bridge demolition for dummies section in that book.[:D]

[SGT Swanson]

[:'(][:D] Something our Drill Sgt. taught us in Basic Training.  Makes for a really nice Improvised Anti-Personnel Mine.  In French Commando school we were taught how to make a remotely launched Anti-Tank Rocket (M72 LAW). 

I've learned some pretty neat tricks while I was in the Army.

[SGT Swanson]

Long live the Anti-Thread and all of us Jap players who use it!!

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: wyrmm

That recipe is missing from my dogeared copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, thanks. [;)] I always did like the bridge demolition for dummies section in that book.[:D]

I have a copy too. If those anarchists ever unite and organize there will be trouble[:)]

Sarge, I thought napalm was gas and powdered detergent.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: SGT Swanson

Long live the Anti-Thread and all of us Jap players who use it!!

Say NO to wargames......play Checkers!

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: SGT Swanson

Long live the Anti-Thread and all of us Jap players who use it!!

This might be the reason the Allies always win.[;)]

[SGT Swanson]

You can use laundry detergent as well.  But, no respetable grunt would tote that extra weight in the field with him.  You can get the cups from the mess and steal the gas from the LTC.'s HUMMVE.  He won't miss it....hehehe[:D]

[6971grunt]

ORIGINAL: SGT Swanson

You can use laundry detergent as well.  But, no respetable grunt would tote that extra weight in the field with him.  You can get the cups from the mess and steal the gas from the LTC.'s HUMMVE.  He won't miss it....hehehe[:D]

Hmmmmmmm, does this Thread get monitored by the NSA?