ORIGINAL: J P Falcon
ORIGINAL: sabre1
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Warspite1
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!
Yep, that's me a post whore! I have so many posts since I have been a member here.
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I find that
the only people who would be foolish enough to think that "post counts" have anything to do with anything, are those who are stuck up about "post counts". [:D]
Warspite1
Au contraire JPF - post counts are indeed important (see thread exchange below). They can be used in pusuit of success with the ladeeeeees.....
parusski:
Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?
nate25:
Where's the bar?
Parusski:
It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.
Warspite1:
Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line:
(Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor).
W1: Hey babe - howya doin?
Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off)
W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts.
Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right?
W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast
Babe: Can I buy you a drink?
W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled.....
And this was said lady HUBBA BUBBA
(allegedly)
Or was it this one? I don't know - there have been so many since I got above 5k in Matrix posts
