Musing on 1942

[TomaszPudlo]

ORIGINAL: Pelton
Hot happy wife and we put 3 kids though collage all doing great in their own lifes.

I don't think putting three kids through a collage is difficult at all. Assuming it's a paper collage and it's big enough, you simply make a hole big enough for your kids to squeeze through.

[charlie0311]

Now that was funny, or "funner", as the P likes to say!!

ps Maybe the P will start to spell correctly, not too likely, I can figure out what he means, mostly, it's all "funner".

[TomaszPudlo]

I'm worried about Pelton's wife. She's in a state of constant fever and yet she's happy. Could it be that she's suffering from fever-induced hallucinations? Pelton ought to take her to a physician and have her checked. Also, once the kids squeeze through the hole in the collage, they should help their dad install a spellchecker. I don't think "lifes" is an actual English word.

[Peltonx]

ORIGINAL: TomaszPudlo

I'm worried about Pelton's wife. She's in a state of constant fever and yet she's happy. Could it be that she's suffering from fever-induced hallucinations? Pelton ought to take her to a physician and have her checked. Also, once the kids squeeze through the hole in the collage, they should help their dad install a spellchecker. I don't think "lifes" is an actual English word.

Its always a good thing to know your here to protect and serve.

You get a nerd badge

[TomaszPudlo]

Grammar police? I don't think you have any major problems with grammar. Mainly spelling and punctuation. No, I see myself more as a spelling Nazgûl, serving the mighty Sauron.

[Peltonx]

That's good [:D]

[sillyflower]

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[sillyflower]

ORIGINAL: Pelton

Its always a good thing to know your here to protect and serve.

NB - to avoid any doubt, this post is only written because english is Pelton's first language. To criticise the efforts of anyone whose first language was something else, would be unacceptable IMHO.

Please [:-][:@][:@][:@][:@]. My obsession about the correct use of apostrophes (not apostrophe's as are so beloved by grocers) is even greater than my WiTE obsession

'you are' contracts to 'you're' with the apostrophe replacing the missing letter.

'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynn Truss should be compulsory reading for all whose first language is english and for whoever programmed the spellchecker used on this forum. Others can be forgiven.

[Peltonx]

Your both getting a Gold Star from the teacher.

[TomaszPudlo]

ORIGINAL: sillyflower
NB - to avoid any doubt, this post is only written because english is Pelton's first language.

I was under the impression that Pelton's first language was Peltonese.