UNIVERSAL orders...

[Anthropoid]

Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.
 
And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.

[BrucePowers]

I just can't help myself[:D]

[RevRick]

ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.

And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.

And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!!

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: RevRick

ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.

And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.

And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!!

If you born in the north...."What do you think we are trying to do? Heat the outside!!!"

If you live in the south (AC is relatively new[:D])...."What do you think we are trying to do? Cool the outside!!!"

[RevRick]

One of my all time favorites...

"Now, don't you sass me, boy!!!" Usually said by Daddy (which meant trouble), sometimes Grandpa (which meant big trouble, because he would confer with Daddy), at the worse time, Mama (heap big trouble, she had a ping-pong paddle which left a bright red checker board imprint on each cheek!)

[RevRick]

By the way, did anyone else's mother threaten to "jerk a knot in your tail?"

[BrucePowers]

No. I only remember being spanked 2 or 3 times. I did get sent to my room a lot......

[rockmedic109]

My mamma used Hot Wheel tracks.  I learned to make sure the connectors were never left in them!

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: RevRick

ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.

And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.

And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!!

Don't run with scissors, don't talk to strangers (I have expanding this with my sons to include freaks, artists, and Yankees fans), don't be gamey[8D]

[bradfordkay]

"And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!! "

My mom used to ask "Were you raised in a barn?"

Finally when I was fourteen I had to respond "Of course not! If I had been I'd know not to leave the door open because the cows would get out!"

I forget what my punishment was on that one...

[RevRick]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

No. I only remember being spanked 2 or 3 times. I did get sent to my room a lot......

That's what I got on a good month, that is, when I was being good. I was an...ah..adventurous young'un - except in school. I liked learning, and still do. Maybe that was why I got in trouble outside of school. There wasn't much I wouldn't, or didn't try - including urinating on an electric fence. The only time I didn't get a spanking when I got in trouble was because I got a tookus full of rock salt high-tailin' over a fence.

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: RevRick

There wasn't much I wouldn't, or didn't try - including urinating on an electric fence. The only time I didn't get a spanking when I got in trouble was because I got a tookus full of rock salt high-tailin' over a fence.

Peeing on an electric fence seems like it's own punishment. [X(]