So, One Day...

[Chickenboy]

...the CEO and Chairman of Johnson and Johnson-makers of hair care products, who pointed at Mr. Bieber and exclaimed in unison.."

[YankeeAirRat]

..."Don't you understand that she is the face of all of our baby and youthful skin products!" to which Bieber responded....

[Treetop64]

...Oh, thank you! Tee-hee! But you're wrong about one thing. It's...

[Cap Mandrake]

..actually "Beiber" with the "e" before the "i". The immigration officer at Ellis Island changed it on my grandfather's papers when he got off the boat from...

[Canoerebel]

Nantucket.

[Chickenboy]

"Funny", said one of the Johnson and Johnson execs, "I once knew a man from Nantucket..."

[nashvillen]

... who had so much gray hair he proceeded to pluck it ...

[Grollub]

... and with a silly grin ...

[Treetop64]

...and a glassful of Gin...

[YankeeAirRat]

...who like to look for sin...

[Schanilec]

So much to do. Where to begin?

[Chickenboy]

"Hmmm...yes-I remember now", said the J&J representative. "His name was Flynn. Flynn was the man from Nantucket, whose..."

[bradfordkay]

captain left him stranded whilst off chasing a white whale...

[Cap Mandrake]

I think he is teeing up a limerick...[;)]


Flynn was the man from Nantucket, whose......


wife had a mouth like a bucket....

[bradfordkay]

(I know, Cap... I was just refusing to play along! Using parenthses to indicate that this is not part of the story)

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

(I know, Cap... I was just refusing to play along! Using parenthses to indicate that this is not part of the story)

Aha! An anarchist! [:)]



captain left him stranded whilst off chasing a white whale.......


Which, curiously, now appeared offshore in apparent distress because of....

[tc464]

bad directions he had been given by an out of work Italian cruise ship captain...

[Cap Mandrake]

[:D]


who was at this very moment on the roof of Gino's Pizzaria on E. Elm St. in Nantucket, threatening to....

[tc464]

order from Domino's and drink wine from a box, and then...

[bradfordkay]

...the horrified citizens of Nantucket suggested that he...