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[JWW]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: JW

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

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No Matrix forum members are to Fart until they pay required fees and obtain the proper permits.

Farting contributes to global warming therefore you must not fart without proper authorization. Your fees will be put to good use supporting green candidates. We understand that for some of you who are really full of it you may experience bloating and abdominal pain but you must hold for the good of the country.

WE REPEAT THOU SHALL NOT FART!!!!!

Cows. Cows are a far worse danger to the planet.

warspite1

Correct. I vote we ban cows too. If it saves just one polar bear etc etc....

But do polar bears fart? How about spotted owls? Whales? Insects? Imagine the biomass of insects. They must fart more than any other animal on earth. But do they fart?

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: JW

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: JW




Cows. Cows are a far worse danger to the planet.

warspite1

Correct. I vote we ban cows too. If it saves just one polar bear etc etc....

But do polar bears fart? How about spotted owls? Whales? Insects? Imagine the biomass of insects. They must fart more than any other animal on earth. But do they fart?

warspite1

Excellent point JW. I must confess I know not. However, one animal that must give the cow a run for their money in the farting stakes is the warthog.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: JW

ORIGINAL: warspite1

warspite1

Correct. I vote we ban cows too. If it saves just one polar bear etc etc....

But do polar bears fart? How about spotted owls? Whales? Insects? Imagine the biomass of insects. They must fart more than any other animal on earth. But do they fart?

warspite1

Excellent point JW. I must confess I know not. However, one animal that must give the cow a run for their money in the farting stakes is the warthog.

warspite1

Isn't it amazing what you learn here on the Matrix wargaming forum?

[SLAAKMAN]

Wasn't it nice to see the two bombers found.

We still dont know if they actually did it.

LOL! Probably the best cartoon I've seen in ages. Sums it all up.
Thanks Slaakman!

RR

[JWW]

Well, that didn't take long. A quick search shows that insect farts are a significant contributor to global warming. Cockroaches seem to be a major culprit. There are several sources, but here is one link, a few years old, but insects haven't changed much in five years.

http://www.wiseupjournal.com/?p=469

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: JW

Well, that didn't take long. A quick search shows that insect farts are a significant contributor to global warming. Cockroaches seem to be a major culprit. There are several sources, but here is one link, a few years old, but insects haven't changed much in five years.

http://www.wiseupjournal.com/?p=469

warspite1

Good find. No choice now I guess. We need to exterminate all insects...NOW!

I'll get my shotgun.

Well, if it saves one polar bear etc etc

[Alpha77]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN
Its too early to tell but false-flags are SOP in this day & age so it cannot be ruled out. Only civilians with no military experience persist to ignore that possibility.

Not only these days, you should study some Roman history (eg. they blamed for the Carthagians for soemthing they didnt do, so have a casus belly against them. Hitler did the same "false flag" with Poland. Its really quite common, you can also study CIA operations against Cuba with false flag premise [:)]

BTW: Sorry for the victims of this madness. Just read yesterday morning from it. Not sure if this is flase flag or not, but guess so called "conspiracy theorists" will have a field day [:-]

[JWW]

Well, here is the smoking gun. If you love the planet, kill a cockroach and then bury it, deep, carbon sequestration, you know.

"Did you know that cockroaches fart EVERY 15 MINUTES! This makes them one of the biggest contributors to global warming. That’s not all, they also continue to release methane for 18 hours after they die!"

Read more: http://scienceray.com/biology/did-you-k ... z2R7Jqcv2g

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: JW

Well, here is the smoking gun. If you love the planet, kill a cockroach and then bury it, deep, carbon sequestration, you know.

"Did you know that cockroaches fart EVERY 15 MINUTES! This makes them one of the biggest contributors to global warming. That’s not all, they also continue to release methane for 18 hours after they die!"

Read more: http://scienceray.com/biology/did-you-k ... z2R7Jqcv2g

warspite1

Well I'm taking your posts seriously JW - you can't be too careful. I've killed a few in the last few minutes with my trusty 12-bore, but I think there's still more of the critters in the house that need taking care of....

[Missouri_Rebel]

Here is another that should stay away from pressure cookers.

[bairdlander2]

Anyone who questions the actions or policies of the govt is an idiot and a traitor,this is a fact.Anyone who doubts what is shown in the media is also a fool.

[SLAAKMAN]

Yeah I trust Big Brother & Big Snowjob media. Now isnt this a coincidence? I smell a rat-

BOSTON BOMBING - Did you notice this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqUJyUBozI

[Aurelian]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

WE BREAK FOR AN IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT WARNING

No Matrix forum members are to Fart until they pay required fees and obtain the proper permits.

Farting contributes to global warming therefore you must not fart without proper authorization. Your fees will be put to good use supporting green candidates. We understand that for some of you who are really full of it you may experience bloating and abdominal pain but you must hold for the good of the country.

WE REPEAT THOU SHALL NOT FART!!!!!

Too late....

[JWW]

Skepticism of government is wise, no matter which party is on power. But anyone who thinks everything is a conspiracy is a fool.

[Yogi the Great]

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

WE BREAK FOR AN IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT WARNING

No Matrix forum members are to Fart until they pay required fees and obtain the proper permits.

Farting contributes to global warming therefore you must not fart without proper authorization. Your fees will be put to good use supporting green candidates. We understand that for some of you who are really full of it you may experience bloating and abdominal pain but you must hold for the good of the country.

WE REPEAT THOU SHALL NOT FART!!!!!

Too late....

You are to report to surgery immediately! Your anal aperture must be super glued shut.

[JWW]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

WE BREAK FOR AN IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT WARNING

No Matrix forum members are to Fart until they pay required fees and obtain the proper permits.

Farting contributes to global warming therefore you must not fart without proper authorization. Your fees will be put to good use supporting green candidates. We understand that for some of you who are really full of it you may experience bloating and abdominal pain but you must hold for the good of the country.

WE REPEAT THOU SHALL NOT FART!!!!!

Too late....

You are to report to surgery immediately! Your anal aperture must be super glued shut.

That isn't necessary. Just find a conveniently located collection tank and connect.

[SLAAKMAN]

Skepticism of government is wise, no matter which party is on power. But anyone who thinks everything is a conspiracy is a fool.

Most Americans have no skepticism of gubmint or else the Illuminati would be behind bars & the Anti-Masonic Party would be in office-
[:'(]
Proofs of a Conspiracy Against All the Religions and Governments of Europe Carried on in the Secret Meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati and Reading Societies

[JWW]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

Skepticism of government is wise, no matter which party is on power. But anyone who thinks everything is a conspiracy is a fool.

Most Americans have no skepticism of gubmint or else the Illuminati would be behind bars & the Anti-Masonic Party would be in office-
[:'(]
Proofs of a Conspiracy Against All the Religions and Governments of Europe Carried on in the Secret Meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati and Reading Societies

Whatever.

[SLAAKMAN]

Duh, whatever. Its only US history but whatever.

[Missouri_Rebel]

Anyone who questions the actions or policies of the govt is an idiot and a traitor,this is a fact.

You've just included every single person alive, save you it seems. I take it you have never voted against an incumbent? [8|]

You'd make a great subject in a communist regime. Might even work your way right up to the nomenklatura. [&o] Lol

As far as conspiracy theories? I have no time for that. Besides, truth is stranger than fiction.[;)]