The Gorn Supremacy; stock AW1Steve v. geofflambert

[geofflambert]

It's getting too chilly on Gorn, our blood becomes sluggish. We need a warmer planet to call home. To Earth!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Because of that and the snaggle teeth guy gorns are not very big on intimacy.

Questionable dentition? Inability to engage in intimacy? Are you English? [&:]

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

We need a warmer planet to call home. To Earth!

The inhabitants of the bird planet feel the same way.

[geofflambert]

Gorn are superior to the lizard pictured; besides the ability to drop our tails if grabbed by them, we can also drop our heads if need be and grow a new one. We somehow gained some earthworm genes by eating so many.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

We need a warmer planet to call home. To Earth!

The inhabitants of the bird planet feel the same way.

Ummmmm .... needs a chocolate coating. And some sriracha sauce.

[Zorch]

This is a job for...The DOCTOR!

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

This is a job for...The DOCTOR!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Zorch

This is a job for...The DOCTOR!

Shouldn't he have a rubber glove on before he probes? Can't be too careful with alien microbes ...[X(]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Zorch

This is a job for...The DOCTOR!

Shouldn't he have a rubber glove on before he probes? Can't be too careful with alien microbes ...[X(]

Timelords are immune to most microbes. And if not, they can always go back and un-expose themselves.

[MakeeLearn]

Looks like Gorns have mammaries

[jmalter]

IMO this just ain't gonna work, it will prob'ly end badly for all of us (but he'll be merciful & swift!) I suggest a split into 2 parallel threads, one for 'serious AAR', & another for just giving the lizard-guy a hard time.

[BBfanboy]

Don't worry - when the curtain goes up the audience settles down - somewhat.
Meanwhile ...

[Canoerebel]

We're on page four and the only posts of substance have been Geoff's about jury duty and mine about Moby-Dick.

Assuming Geoff's game ever starts, by New Year's Day 1942, we'll be on page 319.

[geofflambert]

It's January 19th and I'm getting thunder and lightning here. Seriously, it's St. Louis and it ain't thundersnow. It's my AAR and AW1's and if it works for me it works. It already has 1300 hits and I haven't even started yet. MakeeLearn can post on any thread of mine as much as he likes. He's different, but not as different as me.

I'm slow to get underway. I have notes about Allied garrison strengths in stock from way back and I never even played stock. Along with that I have notes about the same in DBB-C but those are out of date as well. I'm having to redo this from the get go. This flipping game is hard. Do-gooders apparently keep improving this game and I haven't kept up with it. Relax and enjoy it as it is. One thing this game does not do is give me deadlines about when I have to have enslaved all Earthlings. It gives me all the time there is and I will eventually make you kneel before me, supplicant. Just let me check my calender so we can schedule that.

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Looks like Gorns have mammaries

Well, gorns do not have mammaries. This must be an impostor. Do you happen to have her phone number? I wish to investigate this further.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Looks like Gorns have mammaries

Well, gorns do not have mammaries. This must be an impostor. Do you happen to have her phone number? I wish to investigate this further.

I think it's a famous politician without her makeup.

[CaptBeefheart]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

While we wait for the main feature......

[:D]



[&o]

Yes, we need a new category of special people - the Trans-species couple ....
I heard you can get arrested in some states for that!

I came to this AAR looking to pick up some reptilian wisdom in playing this game, and all I did was stumble on this movie poster.

Which is brilliant, by the way. I'm trying to avoid breaking out into laughter at my office right now. My secretary might not understand.

Cheers,
CC

[MakeeLearn]

This AAR starts the day after Thanksgiving 1941.

As the KIDO BUTAI makes its way across the waters......

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Don't worry - when the curtain goes up the audience settles down - somewhat.
Meanwhile ...

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert
I'm slow to get underway.

[Lecivius]

Classic understatement...