Battle Reports....Barbarossa.

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 2:30 pm

Stalinist DOG!.

Who is prepared to listen to messenger of Satan when God and Der Fuhrer stand together.

Bring us your offensive and we will give you GRAVES!!!.

Soviet Losses:

39,002 sq
6,387 tanks
14.437 guns
13,012 air

By order of Der Fuhrer all Soviet DOGS are to shot when captured. May you all suffer the greatest torments known to man. I will bring the world down in flames!

Mighty Muzrub <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> Master of the EAST!

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 3:41 pm

Latest news from Stavka:The mud that has been stoping the Red Army has finaly givn way to the cold from the East.We are just making the last preparations for the winter offensiv to begin.
The man from the west that calls himself "Mighty Muzrub" will be put on trial as soon as this war is over! He will be sentenced to at least 250 years of hard labour.All those who has supported the mad man Hitler will be feed to the crows as punishment!

Long live Stalin and the Proud red Army!!!
No retreat and no surrender!

(Those who does will be shoot)

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 4:09 pm

If Ye wishes death cross this line
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For you are a coward, a pathetic Stalinist DOG. You will never have the likes of Mighty Muzrub on trial for you will not have your victory!.
Stalin, Satans lapdog with suffer greatly, and you, you poor misguided fool will be hung, drawn,and quarted like the pig you are, without trial.

Soviet Losses:

39,127 sq
6315 tanks
14501 guns
15297 air

May you Bolshevik pigs rot! in your shallow graves.

God is with US!

All hail I Mighty Muzrub YOUR LORD!!. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 4:13 pm

The Stavka to day confirms the rumors that have been heard in the west.The madman Hitler is no longer in charge in Germany.His mentaly deranged "son" has taken over.Stalin announces that "Mighty Muzrub" Will be put on trial and will recive a punishment by death.Thorn apart by 2 T-34.

Long live Stalin liberator of the west! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 5:00 pm

16/11/41

Bolshevik dogs still retreat. You dont know how to advance!!!.

Soviets Losses:

39,698 sq
6,350 tanks
14,709 guns
16,041 air

Mighty Muzrub will not be taken alive!, due to the fact we will not lose. Victory is on our side. Stalin and his nest of vipers will suufer a cruel death at my hands, I shall personally gut him and his lackys.

God is with US!

God bless myself!

<img src="mad.gif" border="0"> GGrrrr

Lokioftheaesir · Post by **Lokioftheaesir** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 4:53 am

Originally posted by Muzrub:
16/11/41

Bolshevik dogs still retreat. You dont know how to advance!!!.

Hey

Through hard won experience you two have discovered the true feelings that underlay most diplomacy. Well done.

Nick

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 3:08 pm

23/11/1941

Limited attacks along the front.
There is growing concern over entrenchment values do to the coming Blizzards. Will our brave soldiers be able to hold on?.

The Fuhrer has full confidence in our men.

Losses:

40,400 sq
6,434 tanks
14,880 guns
16,693 air

God is with us!.

Mighty Muzrub. <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Ed Cogburn · Post by **Ed Cogburn** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 3:28 pm

Originally posted by varjager:
Unconfirmed rumors has talked about the madman Hitler laying under the table and gnawing on the table legs.

Wonderfully descriptive!

You guys are having too much fun, there oughta be a law against this.... <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 3:34 pm

Latest news from Stavka:Today Russia has passed a law that makes every one signing on and cheering on "Madman Muzrub" will be put in Gulag for a minimum of 50 years.The losses that the proud Red Army has inflicted on the facist dogs wil lbe posted after next week.Cause we have to do the counting of all enemies caught and shoot!

Long live Mother Russia!

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 4:26 pm

30/11/1941

Soviet Losses:

40,924 sq
6,504 tanks
15,017 guns
17,265 air

I mighty Muzrub whose name means "Ye that has the hand of GOD!" knows no fear, nor do my brave soldiers.
The Fuhrer is a decent man, but even he has had enough of Soviet lies and tall tales. He himself would fight along side his brave men but alas he must be at his headquaters masterminding our brave struggle!.
We will free EUROPA!.

God is with us

Mighty Muzrub <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:30 pm

News from Stavka: We have finaly recived the word
of our great leader Stalin that an offensiv is on its way! Blizzards have struck the facist dogs whit full strenght! Now the Proud Red Army will deliver its own blow to the Ego of the "Tiny Muzrub"

Long Live Stalin and The Red Army!!!!

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 2:21 pm

14/12/41

Bolshevik losses:

41,528 sq
6,630 tanks
15,167 guns
17,925 air

Mighty Muzrub and his legions have no fear of the upcoming offensive. I am willing to be consumed by the flames of war and will gladly enter into Vahalla as have many warriors before me. I Mighty Muzrub the proud leader of this our mighty forces stand before my country men with Mp-40 in hand and a grenade by myside ready to kill these human vermin with delight!.

Our Fuhrer stands in the shadows of this my army and is right now preparing our new offensive for 1942. He has the greatest faith in I, Mighty Muzrub, the newly announced succesor of the Fuhrer.

Germany has been lead into many wars and has won many battles, but this is our gravest moment in time. National Socialism and the German people, one of the same stands as the last warrior breed in Europa. We may give an area of ground to these mongols, but it is only given to to them with the highest price, thier blood and when this offensive is completed we will deposit this blood into the fields of the conquered territories and a new flower of German youth will appear and protect our gains for evermore!

Heil Hitler!
God is with us

Now I await Gotterdammerung.

Mighty Muzrub, the protector of Europa!.
<img src="cool.gif" border="0">

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:38 pm

21/12/41

Bolshevik Winter Offensive!.
Fuhrer Applauds his soldiers!.

The Fuhrer is in debt to his brave soldiers for standing firm in many places. The defensive fight shown by our troops is an honour to all of Germany!.
Our line holds and it shall continue hold until this offensive runs out of breath. We are the Masters of the EAST and shall remain so. Will fight for this our newly gained land with all of our might.
The Fuhrer is sure all will be right by the begining of the new year. This poorly executed offensive will be cut off at the knee's.

Soviet Losses:

41,982 sq
6,707 tanks
15,280 guns
18,790 air

God is with us.

Mighty Muzrub <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:15 pm

21/12/41

Latest news from the front!

Today we have dealt a hard blow to the facist dogs! All along the front the dogs are running for the´re homeland.The Mighty Muzrubs army are pulling back with a speed only matched by there summer advance! The losses for the facist are staggering! We have yet to count all the dead and burnet out tank! But rest asured that Russia will prevail!

Losses so far for the facist dogs!

Squads :15101
Afvs :3810
Guns :9676
Air :4561

Long live the Red Army and Stalin!!!!

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:46 pm

28/12/41

German troops celebrate christmas!.

Soviets Losses:

42,577 sq
6,807 tanks
15,441 guns
19,461 air

The Fuhrer continues to ask his men to give their all and believes this offensive only has another couple of weeks to run its course. I Mighty Muzrub have faith in the Fuhrer and believe he is correct.
If this information proves incorrect I shall meet all my soldiers in Valhalla!.
God praise me for I am the Lord!.
(I think I have to get out of this snow)

God is with us.

Mighty Muzrub, God be praised. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Doug Olenick · Post by **Doug Olenick** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 12:23 am

I just popped into this thread, needed a break from discussing the battles in the sunny Pacific, and I must say you guys are doing a great job describing the action.

However, I think the Swizerland Daily News should send a neutral reporter to cover the war so we can find out who is really winning.

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:46 am

Latest news from the front:Mud has saved the germans at the moment.Our tanks where prepared to crush the enimies of mother russia,when mud stopped all operations for at least a week.
As soon as the winter returns so will the russian vengence.The lakej Muzrub and his mad followers will suffer at the hands of the workers that they have forced this war upon! We have recived a note saying that a neutral paper should be able to report from the front.Swizerland Daily News this is an insult to the honest russian reporters.Any more of these suggestion will result in court.And you will be shoot as soon as we can liberate Switzerland .

Long Live Stalin!!!! The one and only honest leader! Death to the Madman Muzrub and his father!

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:56 pm

4/1/1942

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

German forces celebrate the new year while defending our homeland from vicious unwarranted attacks. The Soviet Union, the aggressor in this conflict is still trying to breach our defences but our men stand firm on the ground, and in faith of the Fuhrer.
My father the Fuhrer has noted that a foriegn power has stated that these reports my not be based on the facts, this is untrue.
Our Propaganda Minister Dr Joseph Goebbels has delt with some journalists who were involved in printing lies. These lies consisted of telling lies about " retreats " during the Soviet winter offensive and that the Soviets appear to be "gaining ground and smashing our divisions".
These liars have been sent to re-educationcamps where they are currently recieving assistance from our camp personal.

May god preserve Germany and our Fuhrer and myself!.

God is with us

Mighty Muzrub. <img src="cool.gif" border="0">

P.S Rain has interrupted this so called Soviet offensive, any withdrawls that have been made in this period is due to our reorganization of the front, not Soviet pressure. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

varjager · Post by **varjager** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:21 pm

4/1/1942
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

That gift that Russia today have been delivered by the almight Stalin is Blizzard.We are just waitng for that phoney "Mighty Muzrub" the face the facts that he and his followers will face the firing squad in a few months maybe.Russai has used the time wisely and have regroup for another strong push towards Berlin!

Long live Stalin and the Red Army!!!!!

Workers unite to throw of the facist yoke!!!!
Kill Muzrub kill kill kill!

Muzrub · Post by **Muzrub** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 12:29 pm

11/1/1942

Soviet Losses:

43,023 sq
6,878 tanks
15,678 guns
20,058 air.

Mighty Muzrub will, I repeat WILL not fall into the hands of these Bolshevik dogs.
I shall fight until the end and then ascend into Valhalla.
But alas my Soviet friend I will be VICTOR in this TITANIC struggle between our peoples. The German people are 100% behind me in this struggle and this I will say to you, YOU will hang for all you have done to Germany, YOU will hang for bringing this war of aggression on the German people and I, Mighty Muzrub, son of the Fuhere will place the noose around your RAT neck.

God is with us
Who could be against us?.

Mighty Muzrub Lord of all!.