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ORIGINAL: sprior
There are about 4 square blocks of downtown SD devoted to drinking
The last time we were there we stumbled across this http://www.shakespearepub.com/
ORIGINAL: sprior
This is a new one:
Good morning SPrior,
An international dynamic art company located in the UK due to an ongoing growth and expansion is currently recruiting for a FS Officer and is pleased to give you this part-time job
There is no limit to the opportunities in our company - so there’s no limit to what you can achieve. Are you seeking a challenging and rewarding part-time employment opportunity leading a team? If so, then the FSO position at our company may be the right position for you!
The description of Financial Services Officer position:
- Two to three hours a day performing your duties over the Internet is sufficient for this position;
- permanent Internet access and e-mail availability;
- Free training while your probationary period will be given;
- Base salary is 1,500 GBP per month during the Trial Period + 8% commission from each successfully handled payment. Total income is about 3,000 GBP per month. After the first 30 days your base salary will be increased up to 1,800 GBP a month.
We provide a one-month paid training period, during which you will receive online training and support, as well as a regular paycheck. During this time, you'll receive all the necessary instructions and training from your supervisor. One week before the training period ends, your supervisor will be making his or her decision, regarding whether your performance has been satisfactory enough to offer full time employment.
If we have sparked your interest and you'd like to learn more, please e-mail us your updated contact information at hr.financedirection@gmail.com. Our recruiter managers will contact you within 2 business days.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Jack Smith
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
[:D] The caption reads, "Goats climb up an Argan tree to eat its fruit, near Essaouira, Morocco"
Really, they are just trying to avoid unwanted attention from the herdsman. "Not nowhwowhow dear. I hahahave a heheheheadache [:D]
I bet their employment form asks for you bank account number and Social Security Number [whatever the British equivalent is] so they can direct deposit to your account - and whether you are interested in buying a lovely bridge in Nigeria. [;)]ORIGINAL: sprior
This is a new one:
Good morning SPrior,
An international dynamic art company located in the UK due to an ongoing growth and expansion is currently recruiting for a FS Officer and is pleased to give you this part-time job
There is no limit to the opportunities in our company - so there’s no limit to what you can achieve. Are you seeking a challenging and rewarding part-time employment opportunity leading a team? If so, then the FSO position at our company may be the right position for you!
The description of Financial Services Officer position:
- Two to three hours a day performing your duties over the Internet is sufficient for this position;
- permanent Internet access and e-mail availability;
- Free training while your probationary period will be given;
- Base salary is 1,500 GBP per month during the Trial Period + 8% commission from each successfully handled payment. Total income is about 3,000 GBP per month. After the first 30 days your base salary will be increased up to 1,800 GBP a month.
We provide a one-month paid training period, during which you will receive online training and support, as well as a regular paycheck. During this time, you'll receive all the necessary instructions and training from your supervisor. One week before the training period ends, your supervisor will be making his or her decision, regarding whether your performance has been satisfactory enough to offer full time employment.
If we have sparked your interest and you'd like to learn more, please e-mail us your updated contact information at hr.financedirection@gmail.com. Our recruiter managers will contact you within 2 business days.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Jack Smith
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Look. You have alredy been warned. Do you want to go to the Cornefield?
ORIGINAL: sprior
A proper RN joke:
A matelot dancing around Jo's spots (unbelievably) a nice looking bird in the corner. He asks her if she'd like a drink to which she replies
"To be honest do you just fancy taking me home?"
So he takes her home and gets invited in, she asks
"Do you mind me asking, but are you a sailor?"
At this point he knows he has blown it but tells her that he is indeed a sailor
"Oh that's great, my grandad was a sailor - you're the first one I've ever met! Do you smoke?"
Well Jack's over the moon and he answers yes whereby she goes out into the kitchen and brings out 100 Blue Liners!
"You can have these if you like, I don't smoke and they've been in the cupboard for ages! Do you drink?"
Well Jack asks for a lager but she comes back with a bottle of pussers rum. At this point he looks up to the heaven and thanks the God of Jack for this goldmine!
"Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable" she asks to Jack's delight
When she returns she is wearing a see through nightie with every ship, past and present on the hem. Jack can't believe his luck now, then she purrs at him
"Do you want to come through to the bedroom and play a little game?"
Jack replies
"Bloody hell - you got UCKERS as well!?"
ORIGINAL: sprior
A tale for your sons:
Wait...how'd he know that she wasn't going to play WAFU rules? That would be enough to take the fun out of it!
