"Where is Shaun" Contest

[motnahp]

Everyone feel free to add your own here. The "winner" gets everyone in my 1980 Oakland A's bullpen. Somebody please take these clowns. After 13 games, they have a collective ERA of 8.71, having allowed 20 earned runs in 20 2/3 innings.

Shaun:

(1) Is working mega-hours on the next PS release.
(2) Is working on another sports sim.
(3) Has semi-retired again.
(4) Is involved in hockey league playoffs.
(5) Has been spending countless hours on the phone with Red Sox management, trying to get himself one AB with his beloved Sawx.
(6) Is calling in all his markers and favors, trying desperately to get into Augusta National to watch the Masters.

[Max 86]

Wife has him chained to a 4-poster bed, doing THINGS to him![&o]

or...

He is secretly working with Congress on the steroids investijokeston.

[GNDN]

Guys, c'mon, it is March.
 
He is probably holed up in a bunker, watching all the NCAA men's basketball games, and building the perfect bracket.

[Bustoff]

He walked into a corn field and disappeared.

[motnahp]

Looks like (3) above is the lucky "winner". I guess I'm stuck with my own crappy bullpen.[:@]