Sherman Sushi-thon! Jess (USA) vs Bernie (JA)

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:14 am

:cut to commercial:

It slices!
It dices!
It cuts through a Sherman column like a chainsaw through bamboo!

Bernie's "Ginsu Brigade" is on the move and headed towards Jess' front lines!

Wait! That's not all!

Act now and you too can enjoy the thrill of victory as you follow along with Bernie's forces while they mutilate, mangle and maraud over anything with an "M" in front of it!

See them perform intricate origami with Jess' well laid plans!

Watch them as they peel back layer after layer of his command until only Jess remains...screeching like a frustrated geisha!

It's February, 1944, somewhere in the Pacific and YOU ARE THERE!

Stay tuned for further news and bulletins!

Now, back to our program...

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 3:31 am

Got the correct files! hope to have to you tonight!

Japs....I hate japs.....

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:36 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Got the correct files! hope to have to you tonight!

Japs....I hate japs.....

Yankee dog you die good tonight!

You bring many Sherman tanks, we chop-chop them, make plenty swords. Steel in Sherman good for sword, not so good for tank.

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 5:22 am

Now come take your meds!

M4 Jess~Jap Killer

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 3:39 am

ahhh lilhungsan...............

your men run like little meeses from Sylvestersan..

Rangers hate meeses to pieces....

Little yellow men come out to play soon??

M4 Jess~san~killa

Supervisor · Post by **Supervisor** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:45 am

BANZI!!!!!!:D

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 6:59 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
ahhh lilhungsan...............

your men run like little meeses from Sylvestersan..

Rangers hate meeses to pieces....

Little yellow men come out to play soon??

M4 Jess~san~killa

Ah Jess... Soon you will have a Lone Ranger...

Not only have I come to play, I've brought some toys with me. I hope you didn't mind those 150mm riceballs I tossed your way.

Oh, hey look! The fleet's in... Here comes my navy.

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:02 am

Originally posted by gmenfan
BANZI!!!!!!:D

You said it Mr. Moderatorsan! My guys will not fail...they CAN'T fail... Heck, they can't even retreat, I put their retreat hex behind Jess' lines.

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 3:10 am

Dang it...the entire Japanese Navy is comming up the river!

I guess Ill send my M10 TDs their way...now mind you..I love the M4..but M10s have their place;)

Lots of shot fired...main loss was a M5 that went hog wild "Smoky and the Bandit" style....almost made it too!

Back to Bernie....

M4 Jess~Going Fishing~:mad:

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:49 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Dang it...the entire Japanese Navy is comming up the river!

I guess Ill send my M10 TDs their way...now mind you..I love the M4..but M10s have their place;)

Lots of shot fired...main loss was a M5 that went hog wild "Smoky and the Bandit" style....almost made it too!

Back to Bernie....

M4 Jess~Going Fishing~:mad:

Yes indeed, M10's have their place... With that open cupola of theirs they make great artillery catchers.

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:49 am

what does it take to sink those **** boats!

not much action..I took the middle VH area..thats about it

M4 Jess~

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:07 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
what does it take to sink those **** boats!

not much action..I took the middle VH area..thats about it

M4 Jess~

You mean our innocent fishing fleet? You must understand Jess-san, they are very durable little boats. Cheap too.

And they do such a wonderful job of absorbing shells that an opponent can quickly run out of ammo shooting at them, leaving him helpless when our troops move in.

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 4:24 pm

Bernie~san is using american made tanks!:mad: go figure...

anyways..I took and hold the north bridge;)

I hold most VHs..

dead japs everywhere...

M4 Jess~;)

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Sun Aug 25, 2002 6:25 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Bernie~san is using american made tanks!:mad: go figure...

anyways..I took and hold the north bridge;)

I hold most VHs..

dead japs everywhere...

M4 Jess~;)

Reinforcements have arrived... If you check your rear you may see you have a little problem Jess-san...

And these tanks are ones we recovered from the British in Hong Kong...they called them Honey's... We call them Rangerzillas.

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 3:28 am

Reinforcemennts!!!........ummm reinforments???

dang it...

RE-IN-FORCE-MENTS????

whats that???

I want some....please.....

Daddys comming B-man...oh yes...Daddys comming!:mad:

M4 Jess~Jap~san~Killa~san:mad:

Heres the turn Bernie..LOOK DOWN!

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 3:54 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Reinforcemennts!!!........ummm reinforments???

dang it... RE-IN-FORCE-MENTS????

whats that???

I want some....please.....

Daddys comming B-man...oh yes...Daddys comming!:mad:

M4 Jess~Jap~san~Killa~san:mad:

Heres the turn Bernie..LOOK DOWN!

Reinforcements? Those are the units you get to buy after the game starts. Like Jagpanters, King Tigers, Wurframen, and Strumtigers.... Which, as an Axis power, I'm entitled to "borrow" from my German allies. Right?

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Sun Sep 01, 2002 8:29 pm

So... Jess-san... Are you giving up?