The Thread

[fabertong]

Persimmon?

[DuckofTindalos]

Forget the Salem Witch Trials, let's have the Thread Rabbit Trial!

[Nikademus]

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury......i submit to you that the Wabbit did indeed commit the crime of overabundant torpedo usage. This resulted in my client suffering grevious harm and mental anquish at the hands of a dastardly dame who goes by the code name....."Beatty"

[DuckofTindalos]

"Beatty"?

I didn't know Beatty was a dame...

[Nikademus]

The real name was changed to protect the innocent.

[Mynok]

Innocent?

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury......i submit to you that the Wabbit did indeed commit the crime of overabundant torpedo usage. This resulted in my client suffering grevious harm and mental anquish at the hands of a dastardly dame who goes by the code name....."Beatty"

Wabbit/Nik is having an affair with Adm. Beatty's wife? Isn't she a bit old for you, Nik? Does GF Mk I bis know about this???

[rtrapasso]

Mordak has finally done it!!!

Yes folk, our IT director, Mordak, Preventor of Information Services, has finally managed to COMPLETELY PREVENT people from using the computer from outside the building. Apparently, we have all been locked out of our network. It probably shouldn't cost the company more than, oh, $500,000 or so...

Soon, perhaps, he can prevent anyone, anywhere from using the computer!! Then, his job will get much simpler, as he will have nothing to do (and be unemployed to boot...)[8|]

[dtravel]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Mordak has finally done it!!!

Yes folk, our IT director, Mordak, Preventor of Information Services, has finally managed to COMPLETELY PREVENT people from using the computer from outside the building. Apparently, we have all been locked out of our network. It probably shouldn't cost the company more than, oh, $500,000 or so...

Soon, perhaps, he can prevent anyone, anywhere from using the computer!! Then, his job will get much simpler, as he will have nothing to do (and be unemployed to boot...)[8|]

I thought he didn't even work for the same company you did. Didn't you say he worked for the company that your company pays to provide them with network AND INTERNET access?

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Mordak has finally done it!!!

Yes folk, our IT director, Mordak, Preventor of Information Services, has finally managed to COMPLETELY PREVENT people from using the computer from outside the building. Apparently, we have all been locked out of our network. It probably shouldn't cost the company more than, oh, $500,000 or so...

Soon, perhaps, he can prevent anyone, anywhere from using the computer!! Then, his job will get much simpler, as he will have nothing to do (and be unemployed to boot...)[8|]

I thought he didn't even work for the same company you did. Didn't you say he worked for the company that your company pays to provide them with network AND INTERNET access?

Well, by contract, the two companies are intermingled - they share from the same profit pool. The other company is supposed to provide access to the computers and the internet - getting the reports out on time depends on this.

If the reports don't get out, the clients will cancel their contracts - no more profit. They are extraordinarily sensitive to turn around time.

After messing around for some time, the other company finally restored access to the internet.

[dtravel]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Well, by contract, the two companies are intermingled -

Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Well, by contract, the two companies are intermingled -

Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

well, i hope not, but things could run smoother...

[fabertong]

All Hail the Thread.

[DuckofTindalos]

Morning (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn) Tithe...

[Nikademus]

midnight tithing with BOOZE!!!!!


<HIC>

[DuckofTindalos]

On a Monday night? Tsktsktsk...

"My name is Nikademus, and I'm an alcoholic..."

[Mynok]

Bunnies have tendencies that way.....something about being the bottom of the food chain and severe depression.

[rtrapasso]

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!"

Post-Monday tithe (Tuesday much better!)

All Hail The Thread!

[Speedysteve]

Tithe...grumble....grumble.....

Hope Threaders are well.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Tithe...grumble....grumble.....

Hope Threaders are well.

You sound like i felt yesterday!![X(]

Hopefully, 24 hours will bring new perspectives (hey, it worked for me!)

i'd post some funny penguin pics to cheer you up, but Mordak has made it pretty impossible while i am at work...