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[Mynok]

Supposedly it gets very strong when it is older. Who knows? It is pretty tasty if you like the semi-soft cheeses. It reminds me of camembert.

It's wrapped in foil in a ziploc bag. No problems so far.....and yes, this is the first time I've tried it.

The nose is a funny thing. It can quickly "tune out" bad smells until you don't even notice them anymore.

[Mynok]

Ahhh....an oldie but goodie:

[font="courier new"]For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed .............................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow...................................................+8
but return with beer..........................................-5
and no liners................................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..................... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You pummel it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat.................................................-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party..........................0
You leave her side to chat with a College drinking buddy..... -2
A buddy named Tiffany.........................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer..........................................-10
With breast implants.........................................-80

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday......................................0
You buy a card and flowers.....................................0
You take her out to dinner.................................... 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar..........+1
Okay, it is a sports bar......................................-2
And it's all-you! -can-eat night..............................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colors of your favorite team.....................-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal..................................................0
The pal is happily married....................................+1
The pal is single.............................................-7
He drives a Ferrari..........................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED).................-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie.......................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes.............................+4
You take her to a movie you hate..............................+6
You take her to a movie you like..............................-2
It's called Death Cop 3.......................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans........................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans........-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly..............................-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it .+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts.................................................-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".................-800

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding...................................-10
You reply, "Where?"..........................................-35
You reply, "no, I think it's your ass"......................-100
Any other response...........................................-50

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes..................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience........+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well,
what do you think I should do"..................................-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at theTV...+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep............-200
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[rtrapasso]

Supposedly it gets very strong when it is older.

Gads, the stuff i smelled must have been from the Civil War, then... [:'(]

BTW - that Death Cop 3 movie (from your other post) - when does it open? [:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

T - 63...

[rtrapasso]

Stupid criminals again:
 
"A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying." [X(] [8|] [:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

I'm sorry what now?
 
T - 61...

[Mynok]

And just how much sake had he imbibed? [&:]

[niceguy2005]

Revised COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
You actually set aside WITP......................................+5
You listen, for over 30 minutes..............................+10
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience that doesnt involve a situation from world war II or your game........+50
You're mind wanders and you suddenly hear her saying "well,
what do you think I should do", you reply "attack Port Morseby"............................-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without going back to WITP...........+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep............-200

[DuckofTindalos]

"Not enough" I think the answer must be...
 
T - 59...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

I'm sorry what now?

T - 61...

A while back, someone posted some stuff about stupid criminals. i thought this one fit in pretty well - asked the bank people how it should be done, and then stabbed himself.

Whole article:
http://reuters.excite.com//article/2006 ... ER-DC.html

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

A while back, someone posted some stuff about stupid criminals. i thought this one fit in pretty well - asked the bank people how it should be done, and then stabbed himself.

Whole article:
http://reuters.excite.com//article/2006 ... ER-DC.html

Idiots everywhere... If it'd been in the States, he'd have blown his own ****s off with a gun, but they don't have guns in Japan.

T - 58...

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

"Not enough" I think the answer must be...

T - 59...

Anyone else think its a crime that Nik isn't around and T may reach 10,000 posts? I mean insulting Nik accounted for almost half of T's posts. [:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

He's around, but too much of a weenie to stick his stout snout in here...
 
T - 57...

[Dino]

INTERPRETING THE RESULTS:

more than +100 ... YOU HAVE A PERFECT RELATION - don't waste your talents on just one woman

-100 to +100 ... Your relation needs improvement - consider changing some of your habits

-100 to -1000 ... Your relation sucks - consider finding a new woman

less than -1000 ... YOU HAVE A PERFECT RELATION - consider bying a new computer

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Dino

INTERPRETING THE RESULTS:

more than +100 ... YOU HAVE A PERFECT RELATION - don't waste your talents on just one woman

-100 to +100 ... Your relation needs improvement - consider changing some of your habits

-100 to -1000 ... Your relation sucks - consider finding a new woman

less than -1000 ... YOU HAVE A PERFECT RELATION - consider bying a new computer

New business plan idea...cross a woman with a computer. If you win your game you get certain rewards! [;)]

[niceguy2005]

Hey I just realized that they went back to the old post message window. Too bad, I liked the new one, they just needed to add a quote button to it.

[dtravel]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

The Q-38 Space Modulator in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkox6niJ1Wc

Soooo, the Q-38 Space Modulator is going to make all us Earthlings dance around our kitchen floors like we're at a hoe-down?

[dtravel]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Mynok

Limburger doesn't smell too bad. As the hilarious Guiness commercial says, "I smell feet".

EDIT: Grrr....forgot muffin boy's stupid subject lines. [8|]

i dunno, maybe its the nose, or maybe its the Limburger...

my first memory was when i was a kid and was at a neighbors house. They had some limburger in the fridge, and i was in the next room when the fridge door was opened - and i almost puked.

Now, my sense of smell is not good (too many allergies). This made a lasting impression on me, though. i haven't tried sniffing Limburger lately, so maybe it has something to do with age (maybe it wouldn't be so bad now). There are things i thought smelled wonderful when i was a kid that nauseate me now as an adult, so my sense of what smells good and bad has definitely changed.

Out here, dairy farming is a big part of the local economy. There is a place not too far away called "The Cheese Factory". Its a boutique type cheese place, been around forever. When I was a kid my parents took us there for the public tour. The tour guide lead us into one room and had just started her spiel about what was done with all the gleaming stainless steel equipment when the smell made me throw up all over the gleaming stainless steel floor.

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

The Q-38 Space Modulator in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkox6niJ1Wc

Soooo, the Q-38 Space Modulator is going to make all us Earthlings dance around our kitchen floors like we're at a hoe-down?

Anyone ever find the description of this devise? My guess is they attached a high frequency resonator to a smooth piece of metal.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

The Q-38 Space Modulator in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkox6niJ1Wc

Soooo, the Q-38 Space Modulator is going to make all us Earthlings dance around our kitchen floors like we're at a hoe-down?

Yes - but only for the 93 nanoseconds before we all explode...