The Thread

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: dtravel

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kumagaya, Japan where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank. And that was just about the last thing he did right. He then went up to a teller and asked her meekly, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" She said, "No," and when she told him to leave, he quietly turned and walked away. A security guard stepped up and escorted him to the door and on the way out he noticed a bloodstain on our bozo's trousers. He had stabbed himself in the leg with the knife he had planned to use in his heist. He's been charged with illegal possession of a weapon. Maybe they should make a "Bank Robbing for Dummies" book!

Ok, is it my imagination or is it deja vu all over again? Is this a rare oriental cult of something?

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: dtravel

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kumagaya, Japan where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank. And that was just about the last thing he did right. He then went up to a teller and asked her meekly, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" She said, "No," and when she told him to leave, he quietly turned and walked away. A security guard stepped up and escorted him to the door and on the way out he noticed a bloodstain on our bozo's trousers. He had stabbed himself in the leg with the knife he had planned to use in his heist. He's been charged with illegal possession of a weapon. Maybe they should make a "Bank Robbing for Dummies" book!

err... this is the same guy i posted about yesterday...
 
EDIT - crossing posts with Niceguy!
 
Perhaps it was the guys twin brother or clone... but i rather like the idea of the Stupid Bank Robber Cult! [:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005



Ever notice that most anarchist meetings are two guys of questionable sanity ranting at each other?

its because they couldn't decide on which type of pizza to order.

speaking of pizza its lunch time and I'm hungry. "Hello dominos. Yes, I'd like a pizza with rabbit and easter eggs please."

[Nikademus]

I'll have your pizza there in 20 minutes.

Pizza and a beating.......two things that go great together!

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I'll have your pizza there in 20 minutes.

Pizza and a beating.......two things that go great together!

Lets see, how large of a front door matt do I need to hide a snare for this bunny. hmmm.

*gets out calculator and orders backhoe.

[niceguy2005]

spam

[Nikademus]

after the beating of course, i'll eat the pizza and leave the empty box on top of your unconcious body.

[:D]

[niceguy2005]

bring it on.

do your arms actually extend past that belly? [;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

T - 13, and no, they don't...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I'll have your pizza there in 20 minutes.

Pizza and a beating.......two things that go great together!

You must mean taking a beating and eating pizza go good together (since you are the one delivering the pizza).

You must like to eat pizza when playing WITP (and other wargames...) [:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

Yeah, poor Tubbs-Wubbsy needs to eat a lot with all the kickings he gets at WitP...
 
T -12.

[niceguy2005]

I think T will hit 10,000 today/night.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

bring it on.

do your arms actually extend past that belly? [;)]

You'll soon know the answer

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

T -12.

Into the home stretch!

Go, T, go!!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


You must like to eat pizza when playing WITP (and other wargames...) [:'(]

mmm....maybe. [:)]

[DuckofTindalos]

T - 11.

[DuckofTindalos]

T - 10... Initiate launch sequence...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

T - 10... Initiate launch sequence...

Terminus - you are GO for liftoff!!

[DuckofTindalos]

Have we gone from gay cowboy to gay astronaut jokes now?[;)]
 
T - 8...

[niceguy2005]

In an effort to portray the seriousness of Ts accomplishments, we will dedicate a Top Ten list to his countdown. We have top 10 things GW Bush observations about Europe.

So far,
10. Europeans speak worse English than I do

9. That Eiffel Tower would make one mother of an oil well

8. Austria looks nothing like it looked on "Survivor"