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[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

WIIIIIIIITCH!!!

I was just joking you know Terminus. I said that to be funny but I guess it backfired. I apologize for the ambiguous nature of my post.

BTW A male witch is called a warlock.

[rtrapasso]

So, are you evacuating from Hurricaneville yet??

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

So, are you evacuating from Hurricaneville yet??

No, last I saw, it's supposed to pass a bit north of us. We had the tripple whammy back in 2004 with Charlie, Francis and Jeanne. [X(]

[Tankerace]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

SHe turned me into a newt........ I got better.....

You're just similar to a newt yet different. [:'(]

Bwuahahahahahahahahaha. Similar, but not quite, yet not completely, but not wholly different, though alike in features, still not fully comparable.... I should run for the U.S. Senate!

[Mynok]

As long as you don't have a thing for female newts, you can't help but be an improvement. [:D]

[GaryChildress]

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

SHe turned me into a newt........ I got better.....

You're just similar to a newt yet different. [:'(]

Bwuahahahahahahahahaha. Similar, but not quite, yet not completely, but not wholly different, though alike in features, still not fully comparable.... I should run for the U.S. Senate!

Uh oh. I can see the headlines now. "Senator Prince introduces something he calls 'War Plan Orange' on the Senate floor today". [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Tankerace
SHe turned me into a newt........ I got better.....

She newtered you....but not quite?[:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

Bump Tithe...

[Onime No Kyo]

Grumpy Dane butter knife attack tithe.......

[BrucePowers]

Tithe while watching Alberto rainbands roll through Florida in the morning

[Onime No Kyo]

How serious is it?

[BrucePowers]

For us in Central Florida, not bad at all. A little over 2 inches of very badly needed rain so far. Winds gusting to 45 MPH. There was a report of a microburst north of here that took off a roof. The rain was very desparately needed. Expect several more rainbands thru the day with 40 MPH winds. Tornado warning in effect until 8AM.

[Tankerace]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Tankerace
SHe turned me into a newt........ I got better.....

She newtered you....but not quite?[:D]

'tis only a flesh wound! [:D]

[rtrapasso]

Morning Tithe!!

[rtrapasso]

Mojo stealing, eh? The meaning is now clear!!

Well, two can play [:D]

[font="Times New Roman"]OHIO NATIONAL GUARD REVAMPS UNIFORMS[/font]

[font="Times New Roman"]Dayton June 13 7:00 a.m.

In a surprise move today, the Ohio National Guard announced they were revamping their uniforms "in an effort to improve morale, improve recruitment, and to bring the latest in body armor to our troops to improve their safety in possible combat situations".

Major Mike Solli made the announcement just prior to the upcoming ORIGINS gaming conference. Pundits have criticized the move as "a blatant attempt to attract recruits from the rabid gaming community", while others have said the new uniforms "bring a new sense of style and elan to the troops".

Major Solli said the idea for the uniforms, code named URQUIEL, came from "a prolonged conference with a new army Sergeant at the VFW". The meaning of the code name was not immediately apparent.

New Uniforms for ONG:[/font]

[rtrapasso]

[font="Times New Roman"]DANISH SCHOOL CHILDREN BEAT OFF ATTACK BY STRANGE PENGUINS

AP – Copenhagen June 13, 2006 12:10 p.m.

Danish schoolchildren armed with cap guns and toy walkie-talkies managed to beat off an attack at their school by hordes of confused penguins.

The penguins (apparently of the Emperor species made familiar in recent nature movies) were wearing bedraggled WW2-style Japanese uniforms. The origin and purpose (if any) of the penguins were not immediately apparent, and the confusion was increased because few of the penguins could speak or understand Danish. A few bystanders on the scene that could understand English claimed the penguins made squawks that sounded like “Milo” and “Fear and Loathing”.

The penguins were repulsed by the doughty gradeschoolers without loss to themselves. The birds were last seen swimming furiously out to sea, apparently in pursuit of a leader penguin in a tight-fitting Japanese Field Marshall’s uniform. Witnesses claim the penguins were last seen swimming towards the English coast.
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[DuckofTindalos]

That's priceless, Robert! Brilliant![:D][:D][:D][:D]

[rtrapasso]

We Threaders have to stick together!! [:D]

[rtrapasso]

[font="Times New Roman"]DEMENTED DRAFTSMAN DIVULGES DERANGED DESIGN

AP Seattle, WA June 13, 2006 7:00 a.m.

The aeronautical world was shocked today by a new aircraft design revealed today by a beefy Seattle resident who would only give his name as “Nik”.

The new airplane is said to have a new flexible fuselage to allow easier parking in hangers. The construction material of the dubious airplane is said to be “Log”.

When reporters asked “Nik” about the inspiration for the design, he said the inspiration had struck him “during the act of punting”, but refused to elaborate. Several observers claimed they saw parallel marks on his arms resembling cat scratches which brought to mind the peculiar design of the airplane.

An FAA spokesman declined official comment after seeing the prototype, but was seen shaking his head sadly as he departed the hanger.

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[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

SHe turned me into a newt........ I got better.....

You're just similar to a newt yet different. [:'(]

Bwuahahahahahahahahaha. Similar, but not quite, yet not completely, but not wholly different, though alike in features, still not fully comparable.... I should run for the U.S. Senate!

You certainly should. I have no idea what you just said.[&:]