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[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Are you sure? I haven't seen Nik in here for days.

Edit. DOh! Too slow...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Are you sure? I haven't seen Nik in here for days.

He's over on Speedy's "AAR" and on the NikMod thread...

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

Oh the humanity!!!!

[:D] [:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Having nightmare images of a giant homer style blimp floating through the air, salivating and saying "mmmmm....pizza." [:D]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Having nightmare images of a giant homer style blimp floating through the air, salivating and saying "mmmmm....pizza." [:D]

<excited deranged voice ON>

"The blimp the blimp
The drazy hoops the drazy hoops
They're camp they're camp
Tits tits the blimp the blimp
The mother ship the mother ship
The brothers hid under their hood
From the blimp the blimp
Children stop yer nursin' unless yer renderin' fun
The mother ship
The mother ship's the one
The blimp the blimp
The tapes uh trip it's uh trailin' tail
It's traipse'n along behind the blimp the blimp
The nose has uh crimp
The nose is the blimp the blimp
It blows the air the snoot isn't fair
Look up in the sky there's uh dirigible there
The drazy hoops whirl
You can see them just as they were
All the people stir
'n the girls knees trembles
'n run 'n wave their hands
'n run their hands over the blimp the blimp
Daughter don't yuh dare
Oh momma who cares
It's the blimp it's the blimp "

[DuckofTindalos]

Amusing worded headline in the news tonight. Literally translated, it read:

EXPLOSION IN ARSON

[rtrapasso]

Yet another gratuitous bump...

[Mynok]

[:D] Is Arson a town in Daneland?

[niceguy2005]

grumble, grumble, "work"...grumble, grumble, "idiots"....grumble, grumble "no witp turn"...grumble, grumble "hangin's to good for them"...

[Mike Solli]

LOL. [:D]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

grumble, grumble, "work"...grumble, grumble, "idiots"....grumble, grumble "no witp turn"...grumble, grumble "hangin's to good for them"...

Problems in paradise???

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

grumble, grumble, "work"...grumble, grumble, "idiots"....grumble, grumble "no witp turn"...grumble, grumble "hangin's to good for them"...

Problems in paradise???

NOthing that a total frontal labotomy wouldn't fix

[DuckofTindalos]

Tithe, and after a bit of rain yesterday, the weather has now returned to its original plan, "Fry Terminus on a Town-Sized Frying Pan".

[DuckofTindalos]

Bwumpies...

[rtrapasso]

Morning tithe!!!

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

grumble, grumble, "work"...grumble, grumble, "idiots"....grumble, grumble "no witp turn"...grumble, grumble "hangin's to good for them"...

Problems in paradise???

NOthing that a total frontal labotomy wouldn't fix

How's that saying go: "I'd rather have have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso



Problems in paradise???

NOthing that a total frontal labotomy wouldn't fix

How's that saying go: "I'd rather have have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

remember it well from the old Dr. demento show:


I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
(Randy Hanzlick)


Jimmy and I were brothers.
We went down different paths.
Jimmy always listened to my mother,
And me, I never like to take a bath.

As we grew and tumbled through adulthood
The pressure caused emotional drain.
So now I'm slowly dying in the bottle
and Jimmy has to live with half a brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Jimmy let his troubles drive him crazy.
He never tried to drown it in a drink.
I know that drinking makes my thinking hazy,
But at least I still have brains enough to think.

Jimmy's got a brain that isn't stable.
He doesn't have the sense to say his name.
I'm sorry that his doctor was unable
To remove the proper portion of his brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Funny how the world works.
People can be real jerks.
Some prefer the tension over booze.

Either way it ends the same.
Hard to beat the living game.
Might as well enjoy it while you lose.

When I need a drink I start to shiver
And Jimmy always viewed it with concern.
But I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver
Than an intellect that's second to a fern.

I wonder if old Jimmy's gonna hear it
When I tell him that his logic wasn't sound.
They'll dose him up on lots of evil spirits
When they take him to the psychiatric grounds.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane!

[rtrapasso]

[:D] [:D] [:D]

There's at least one other Dr. D song that has it in there, but this one above really makes the point... [:D]


BTW - medical science has progressed and they don't take half your brain anymore. It is now a relatively easy proceedure (well, for the surgeon! [:'(]) that is performed with something like an icepick pushed up your nose. The procedure is now known as a "prefrontal leukotomy".

[DuckofTindalos]

Think they did it through the eye socket once. Gaah!

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Think they did it through the eye socket once. Gaah!

Hmmm - that would probably be better in some ways (for anatomic reasons) ... if you are going in for that kind of thing.

Not sure how often this is performed any more, but i think it is (rarely) done for intractable pain (like from cancer). Once performed, you feel the pain, but you just don't care about it anymore.

Unfortunately, this (not caring) carries over into EVERYTHING, and these people can become amoral wretches (Pain? So what! Cheating? So what! Homicide? So what!!) [X(] [:(]