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[DuckofTindalos]

Almost...

[DuckofTindalos]

The Spam Academy is dismissed for today...

[rtrapasso]

Then i can quote the message again!!! [:D]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

And Curse You for getting Robert to repost the Abomination that is Fluffy!!! Now I have to find my eyeball-scrubbing brush...

I am sorry. I did not knoweth what I ask. I will try not to let it happen again[:D]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Well I will have to do some reading. I'm off to try and start my daughter's jeep (long story jeep has been down for 2 years and I am now ready to try and start it). Later

Failure. Actually sort of spectacular; minor wire harness fire when I connected the battery. Long story short; 2 years ago son fries head on jeep. Been working on it off and on ever since. Well evidently there has developed, in the interim, a short between positive and negative power leads coming off battery. Well now I need a new wire harness. Did I mention I don't like working on cars.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Well I will have to do some reading. I'm off to try and start my daughter's jeep (long story jeep has been down for 2 years and I am now ready to try and start it). Later

Failure. Actually sort of spectacular; minor wire harness fire when I connected the battery. Long story short; 2 years ago son fries head on jeep. Been working on it off and on ever since. Well evidently there has developed, in the interim, a short between positive and negative power leads coming off battery. Well now I need a new wire harness. Did I mention I don't like working on cars.

Such fun!! [8|] [:'(]

Also on the car front: the guys at the Coyote Urine Store talked my wife out of spraying Coyote Urine on her car engine. So now, she is using her car as "bait" for a series of mouse traps... [:D]

[rtrapasso]

Stupid joke of the day:

What goes:

Click, did I get it?
Click, did I get it?
Click, did I get it?
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A blind guy with a Rubik's Cube.

[BrucePowers]

I would think the coyote urine would sort of smell reaal bad as the engine heated up.[:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Well I will have to do some reading. I'm off to try and start my daughter's jeep (long story jeep has been down for 2 years and I am now ready to try and start it). Later

Failure. Actually sort of spectacular; minor wire harness fire when I connected the battery. Long story short; 2 years ago son fries head on jeep. Been working on it off and on ever since. Well evidently there has developed, in the interim, a short between positive and negative power leads coming off battery. Well now I need a new wire harness. Did I mention I don't like working on cars.

What kind of jeep Bruce? Please tell me it is a red CJ7 between '84 and '86

[BrucePowers]

90 cherokee white in color (except for the melted wire harness[:D])

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

I would think the coyote urine would sort of smell reaal bad as the engine heated up.[:D]

Yeah, that's what the guys at the Coyote Urine Store* said...


(*actually, some sort of Sportmen's Store.)

[BrucePowers]

Aren't you glad you found out now before you applied it[:D]

[BrucePowers]

Here is the aforementioned wire harness[:D]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Here is the aforementioned wire harness[:D]

Looks nasty! [:(]

[BrucePowers]

Did I happen to mention, I love digital cameras.[:D]

[BrucePowers]

Flames went up about 12 inches. I had visions of engine compartment in flames fire department etc. Guys and ladies at work going hee hee[:D][:D]. I was able to disconnect negative lead and fhooph out the fire.

[rtrapasso]

Good going - even minor car fires usually become major car fires in very short order...

i'm guessing mice nibbled on the wiring. i suggest a liberal dose of Coyote Urine...


EDIT: PS - let me know how this works/smells!

[BrucePowers]

Now... How much is Chrysler going to charge me for a new harness?[:D] Maybe the junkyard can help here. Hmmmmm.[:D]

[BrucePowers]

Yeuuu[:D]

[BrucePowers]

What T, no comment? I thought this series would be right up your alley. [:D] Thanks for getting fluffy off the page.