Speedy vs Fabertong: Death to the Penguin!

[pauk]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: pauk

just wanted to return you a favor and spam your's AAR:

From best looking AAR on the board - Pauk's corner:


However, there are some rumors seen on the main forum that the shogun Pauk is incompetent. We believe that Jamie Oliver look a alike creature is responsible for such disgusting lies. We will found him and forced to read loudly the whole AAR - from the start. After that, Speedy will be, in traditional Japanese manner executed.

[:'(]

Did someone note that he looks like the Naked Chef before me or was I the first? [:D]

you was the first and many thanks to you [&o][&o] it is his weak spot i think![:D]

Bah and phew, with all this stuff i would be in Tokyo by the end of the 1944... incompetent Speedy



seriously, it seems that subs are extremely dangerous in yours game (both sides). Anyway, I feel sorrow for the honourable Penguin....[;)][8D]

[Speedysteve]

Don't pity him.....he started it...remember PH!
 
I'm gonna squash him just like I will you in the future bud[:'(]

[pauk]

bah! even a Corsairs can't stand against my brilliant style of play...and Honda stated you owe me bow to my divine presence..... so read my lips: Y-O-U W-I-L-L L-O-S-E A-G-A-I-N-S-T P-A-U-K"

Yeah, he started, but you know me as trully and dedicated JFB... so poor Penguin has my simpathies.....

[:(]

[Speedysteve]

Bud as I say before. In time we will have our game and then you WILL BOW TO ME[;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

That'll take some doing, considering the fact that Speedy is only 4 feet 2 inches tall...

[Speedysteve]

STOP SPAMMING MY AAR. I AM TRYING TO INCREASE NOT DECREASE VIEWS PER POST[;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

Speedy's real name = Melvin Eugene Punymeyer...

[pauk]

if you asking your self why i'm looking down at the floor with scorn expression that is becaue i look at you beated and humiliated after our game![:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

STOP SPAMMING MY AAR. I AM TRYING TO INCREASE NOT DECREASE VIEWS PER POST[;)]

Its like asking him not to breathe. [8|]

[DuckofTindalos]

Why don't you start...

[Onime No Kyo]

Are you planning to shave before the, Pauk? [;)]

[Speedysteve]

Stop it please. The THREAD is the place for this not my AAR[:-][;)]

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Are you planning to shave before the, Pauk? [;)]

And get a brown paper bag to put over your head...?

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Stop it please. The THREAD is the place for this not my AAR[:-][;)]

So get on with the AAR, Melvin...[:'(]

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

Little of interest happened on the 12th.

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The 13th was also quiet with only a FB raid on 16th IJA Division positions possible in Burma.

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SS Thresher and evaded 2 x PC 240 miles SE of Hong Kong.

SS Silversides blew up AK Awazisan Maru with 2 x torpedoes 120 miles NW of Jesselton.

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My CV's should reach Baker Island tomorrow.

2 x AK, 1 x SC, 2 x DE and an SS arrive in theatre tomorrow.

[Speedysteve]

Hi all,

Well all CV divisions are back at Baker Island. CV Division 4 (Bunker Hill/Intrepid et al) are moving back to PH for repair. The others are refuelling, taking on munitions and replacement planes and pilots. Tomorrow we leave with 4 x BB divisions to attack the Marshalls again.

In due course i'll list the LCU's involved in the upcoming attack. Exact invasion locations may vary according to upcoming recon.

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Rangoon was attacked again and 1/2 the oil production was damaged.

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My subs performed well today.

SS Mingo sank ML Hatsutaka 60 miles NE of Lautem, Timor with 2 x torpedo.

SS Skipjack evaded 4 x MSW escort NW of San Marcelino.

SS Shark II missed AK Bisaku Maru with 6 torpedoes 420 miles east of Saipan en route back to Midway.

SS Hake evaded PC/MSW/DD escorts and sank TK Sanraku Maru with 2 torpedoes 120 miles south of Okinawa.

SS Herring hit SS Fujinami but the torpedoes failed to detonate 60 miles NW of Tori Shima.

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3 x AK arrive in thatre tomorrow.

Here's the top air losses to date:

[DuckofTindalos]

How badly did those CV's of yours end up being dinked?

[Speedysteve]

Not too bad at all mate:
 
CV Bunker hill - 20/0/0
CV Intrepid - 28/15/0

[DuckofTindalos]

Oh, shouldn't be in the shop for long then...[:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

I think you can get some medical $ off that Intrepid thing, if youre willing to spend the time. The Bunker looks to be a light fender-bender. I hate it when those happen. By the time your done paying the deductable, Youre wondering WTH you pay for full coverage in the first place. [;)]