Tankerace's WitP cartoon thread

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Personally I think beer and whisky, preferably 12 yo single malt scotch, is the answer to all our problems.

Particularly when administered in liberal quantities.

I recently went out on a first date with a lovely woman who, when asked by the bartender what she wanted, said, "Double shot with a beer back."

It didn't answer all my problems, but it sure provided the solution to one of the big ones...

[ilovestrategy]

man that was funny [:D]

[LargeSlowTarget]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski
I recently went out on a first date with a lovely woman who, when asked by the bartender what she wanted, said, "Double shot with a beer back."

She had to drink you pretty! [;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Lola

[wworld7]

These bring back FUNNY memories.

In all the years of jokes about WITP the two I can never forget are, one anything Kablammo(TM), and two the B-17Z-n (what an aircraft but it needed a DVD player).

Flipper

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: Admiral DadMan

Naval Variant of Cap Mandrake's B-17Z, the B-17Z-n:

Judging by the tail hook I am guessing it is carrier capable?

[DuckofTindalos]

Either that, or it's a bent cannon barrel.[:D]

Love the belt-fed 8-incher!

[ny59giants]

Imagine what the Doolittle Raid would have looked liked with them flying over Toyko....[X(][X(]

[Widell]

http://witp.kodapa.com/index.php?title=You_know_you%27ve_played_too_much_WitP

Another great thread....

[Monter_Trismegistos]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

But I must tell you there is another,
You know him - it's your brother...

[ckk]

[:D]

[VSWG]

[JeffroK]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: Admiral DadMan

Naval Variant of Cap Mandrake's B-17Z, the B-17Z-n:

Judging by the tail hook I am guessing it is carrier capable?

It needs Torpedoes, and Drop Tanks, and a level 35 airbase.

[VSWG]

A floatplane version would be useful...

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: JeffK

It needs Torpedoes, and Drop Tanks, and a level 35 airbase.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Widell

http://witp.kodapa.com/index.php?title=You_know_you%27ve_played_too_much_WitP

Another great thread....

Ahhh...I just knew that WitP had to have one of these.

"You try to open up the base information on a screenshot on the forum ".....I cant even tell you how many times I've done that. [:D]

[RUPD3658]

bump for a classic

[Anthropoid]

So its true what they say? That WiTP was fraught with bugs when it first came out?
 
But surely nothing like Ageod's World War One: La Grande Geurre has been all these months, right? I mean a few little leader bugs or combat calculation anomalies are one thing . . . but the original game PLAYED without constant CTDs and hangs, right?

[RevRick]

One of my favorite posts had nothing to do with WitP, but I had to be debriefed by the Bishop because I passed the entire contents of a Big Guzzle through my nose reading this:

Hi, Your right . It was Joe Lucas I was thinking of.

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness."

Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.

The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.

"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.

It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" "He replied, it doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"

Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.

Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.

Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas makes the refrigerators.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

A classic by Mogami!![&o][&o][&o][&o]

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: RevRick

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."

This is the same proceedure we use to fix our computers at work. [:D]