ETA on the Patch

Gil R. · Post by **Gil R.** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:35 pm

(And it sure as heck beats brow-beating the development team. Hijack away!)

ravinhood · Post by **ravinhood** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:55 pm

ORIGINAL: mrpacs

I looked at this thread hoping to find out more about the "ETA of the new Patch". Low & behold this thread has been hijacked. I realize this is my first post and all, but don't the admins of the these forums prefer that threads stay on topic? All forums I am aware of try to do this. Thanks.

Lol you just commited the same crime you speak of. For to be legit you should have started a new thread in the "general discussion" forum linking this thread in relation to your statement above. lol Welcome to Matrixgames forums btw where things aren't quite like they are everywhere else.

Mainly it's the national Matrix past-time to hijack threads, attack other members ( they attack me alllllllll the time lol and generally do what one pretty much pleases until they piss off Keith and he comes storming in, thumping his chest and then meekly says" cmon guys let's get along and no politics and I don't like to moderate. lol He's a good guy.

christof139 · Post by **christof139** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:20 pm

What? Two posts above? No,the only post i see regarding release date in the last batch of posts is mine.

Now you have some choices, reference to the patch is made in 1 and 4 posts above your last post. Another choice is to get eyeglasses or update them if you already have them, and that is what I must do, soon.

Here is the reference to the patch in Post #135:

Eric said it might be possible that a scenario editor (and a map editor would also be great) be released for FoF. That would be great.

I believe the next soon to be released patch for FoF is going to be very good.

Chris

Chris [:D][:D][:D][:D][X(][X(][X(][X(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]

christof139 · Post by **christof139** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:35 pm

I hear Ma and Pa Kettle from Dogpatch are going to be in the next patch, as espionage agents and Medical Moonshiners. Ma is pro-Union and Pa is pro-Confederate. Should prove interesting. Both are also Moonshiners, and of course the troops of both sides will get some medical benefits from purchasing Ma's and Pa's Moonshine Elixir of Health and Well Being, Cure All for You All.
 
Chris in Detroit, AAA-0
 

Curious · Post by **Curious** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:45 pm

I've been wondering what happened to Ma & Pa K.  I didn't realize that they were from Dogpatch.  They must be related to Li'l Abner (since everyone in Dogpatch is related to everyone else).  It's good to hear that they're supporting the troops.
 
CB
 
p.s.  Everyone, please stay away from the developers' brows.

christof139 · Post by **christof139** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:31 pm

I've been wondering what happened to Ma & Pa K. I didn't realize that they were from Dogpatch. They must be related to Li'l Abner (since everyone in Dogpatch is related to everyone else). It's good to hear that they're supporting the troops.

CB

p.s. Everyone, please stay away from the developers' brows.

Hmmmm?? I though Ma and Pa Kettle were Li'l Abner's parents!!! [X(] I don't know now. Maybe I had too much Moonshine. Good stuff from Kentucky and Detroit. [8|]

I just don't know anymore. [:(][&:]

Chris

shenandoah · Post by **shenandoah** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:08 am

I do apologize to any and all offended by my inadequate thread etiquette and hijacking ways.  As a rookie here... recruit, I am still learning my way around.  I shall dehijack by putting this back on track by saying that I know... for a fact... that the new patch... will be out...  soon.  I am sure it will be well worth the wait.
shenandoah

Johnus · Post by **Johnus** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:34 am

Another breach of thread etiquette. Never, ever say things like "the new patch will be out soon." One, you will jinx the release; and two, it makes you sound like a developer or the patch issuer, whoever that is.

Don't you know anything ??

Curious · Post by **Curious** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:15 am

Maybe he has some "inside" info. Stranger things have been known to happen.

What was Li'l Abner's last name? I don't think that it was Kettle. Maybe he was Ma Kettle's son by a previous marriage. Oh yeah, I remember now, it was Yokum. It's all coming back to me now (like a bad dream).

CB

Tophat1815 · Post by **Tophat1815** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:22 am

ORIGINAL: christof139

What? Two posts above? No,the only post i see regarding release date in the last batch of posts is mine.

Now you have some choices, reference to the patch is made in 1 and 4 posts above your last post. Another choice is to get eyeglasses or update them if you already have them, and that is what I must do, soon.

Here is the reference to the patch in Post #135:

Eric said it might be possible that a scenario editor (and a map editor would also be great) be released for FoF. That would be great.

I believe the next soon to be released patch for FoF is going to be very good.

Chris

Chris [:D][:D][:D][:D][X(][X(][X(][X(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]

Sure,sure simply poke fun at my impairment![:-]

So is the "patch" done yet????[8|]

Curious · Post by **Curious** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:55 am

Quote:  "So is the "patch" done yet????"
 
Only in the sense that it's not quite done yet.  Every time someone asks if the patch is done it pushes out the release by a random amount of time.
 
CB

Gideon Stargrave · Post by **Gideon Stargrave** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:01 am

So is the "patch" done yet????[8|]

Let's put it this way: they're in negotiations with 3D Realms to bundle it with Duke Nukem Forever, and it will include a coupon redeemable for a free copy of "Chinese Democracy".

Tophat1815 · Post by **Tophat1815** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:42 am

ORIGINAL: Ryan Jackson

So is the "patch" done yet????[8|]

Let's put it this way: they're in negotiations with 3D Realms to bundle it with Duke Nukem Forever, and it will include a coupon redeemable for a free copy of "Chinese Democracy".

Is that a yes?[8D]

Curious · Post by **Curious** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:35 am

Only in the sense that it will be done when it's done.
 
CB

Hard Sarge · Post by **Hard Sarge** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:28 am

we have gotten a number of updates over the last couple of days, it is looking much better

the AI is getting to be a royal pain, and putting some good pressure on me

Greyhunterlp · Post by **Greyhunterlp** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:15 am

ORIGINAL: Hard Sarge

we have gotten a number of updates over the last couple of days, it is looking much better

the AI is getting to be a royal pain, and putting some good pressure on me

AKA as the rest of you are in trouble, followed my manic laughter....

christof139 · Post by **christof139** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:46 am

Sure,sure simply poke fun at my impairment! So is the "patch" done yet????

What impairment?? I wear eyeglasses, bifocals, luckily not trifocals. I have hobbled around more or less for 36 years, been operated on etc. At times, I can hardly walk. What impairment do you have?? Does it have anything to do with understanding the English language?? [&:]

Obviously the patch isn't out yet or you would see a new patch thread. It would be announced in a bright and shiney manner, with salutes and what nots. Hail!!! Hail!!! The new patch is released!!! Ding dong the bugs are fixed, the bugs are fixed. Ding dong the wicked bugs are gone!!!

Same for every game. A bug-bug here, a bug-bug there, here a bug, there a bug, every where a bug-bug. Old MacProgram had a bug, eee-i-eee-i-ohhhh.

I just don't know anymore. [&:]

Chris

ratters72 · Post by **ratters72** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:58 am

Chris mate,

I do not know what it is you are on, however, I suggest you reduce the dosage.

christof139 · Post by **christof139** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:01 am

Chris mate,

I do not know what it is you are on, however, I suggest you reduce the dosage.

Well mate, I'm not on anything except a chair at the moment. One of those revolving chairs, similar to those revolving doors we all have run-ins with. [X(][X(]

Do you take dosages?? [8|]

Chris

christof139 · Post by **christof139** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:52 am

For extra help with the vision and reading, here is a link:
 
http://mageyes.com/  [X(][X(][X(]
 
Have something similar myself.
 
Chris (Hilarious isn't it?? Yep, it is indeed.) [8|][>:][>:][>:]

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