The wisdom of Chicken_Salad is so prevalent. He has a dream and prophecies that war vs the Gazans would be a bad idea since they have a superninja army. Chicken_Salad turns his benevolent eyes towards bazrah....once the women of this city had been pilliaged, Chicken_Salad, to display his piety, does not allow his soldiers to eat the children. Chicken_Salad heralded as a hero for this magnanimous act. Statues of this exist to this day.
The Edomites, faced w/ surrender or death, chose death. Such was their dread of Chicken_Salad.
At Tyrie, Chicken_Salad, somehow undermined by his enemies, those scoundrels and brigands, retreats to his crib in Sumaria.
Chicken_Salad discovers bronze. Chicken_Salad makes armor from this and equips his troops. Meanwhile Chicken_Salad fortifies all of Sumaria. Chicken_Salad reinvades Tyrie. When Chicken_Salad's troops despair at the vastness of their enemies, Chicken_Salad climbs the walls of Tyrie, kills all the guards, then rallies his men. The den of theifs soon fell. 1,000,000,000 of Chicken_Salad's enemies slain, and only 2 lost. Thus was the valour of Chicken_Salad
