Simpleton Tip #2

[Goblin]

If you feel a breeze in your sealed AFV, you have been hit! This is not a good thing. Try not to be hit again.

Goblin

[Larry Holt]

How about, "If you are the gunner and you feel a warm stream falling down on you check to see if the commander, above you, is relieving himself or if its his blood running down on you."

This was from a real situation I read about.

[Goblin]

Originally posted by Larry Holt
How about, "If you are the gunner and you feel a warm stream falling down on you check to see if the commander, above you, is relieving himself or if its his blood running down on you."

This was from a real situation I read about.

Either way, I think he ends up bleeding!:mad:

Goblin

[Bernie]

Originally posted by Goblin
If you feel a breeze in your sealed AFV, you have been hit! This is not a good thing. Try not to be hit again.

Goblin

Collary to Goblin Tip #2: If, in fact you do feel a breeze in your sealed AFV, and realize that it is being caused by the passage of a large steel object ripping through both sides of the vehicle, take a moment to say a quick prayer of thanks for two things... 1) The object (most likely a shell carrying enough TNT to really ruin your day) did not detonate (this by and of itself is cause to rejoice) and 2) you now have your choice of two nice windows to upchuck out of (and not have to sit in it for the rest of the battle) when the shock of what just happened actually sets in.

[Goblin]

Originally posted by Bernie


Collary to Goblin Tip #2: If, in fact you do feel a breeze in your sealed AFV, and realize that it is being caused by the passage of a large steel object ripping through both sides of the vehicle, take a moment to say a quick prayer of thanks for two things... 1) The object (most likely a shell carrying enough TNT to really ruin your day) did not detonate (this by and of itself is cause to rejoice) and 2) you now have your choice of two nice windows to upchuck out of (and not have to sit in it for the rest of the battle) when when the shock of what just happened actually sets in.

[Charles2222]

If you feel a breeze in your sealed AFV, you have been hit! This can be managed by ripping off your shirt, mounting it to a handy pointed stick and waving it furiously as you open the hatch. This lets the meany who accidently shot at you, know that you don't have any hard feelings about it and would like to set up a clothing sale.

If you feel a breeze in your sealed AFV, you have been hit! And the platoon commander thought you were wasting your time at the home furnishing department on your last leave! Very simply, apply that lovely pastel wallpaper you bought to cover it up, and everything will be just fine.

[chief]

If you feel a breeze in ur AFV it's time for Duct Tape.

[JVRyk5]

If you feel a breeze inside your sealed Tiger tank, it's propably MY fault!