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Cool! A Blue Max and now a Bravo Zulu! Am I to understand,then, that this Clausewitz chap thinks friction is a bad thing? [8D]

The velcro effect was absolutely hilarious, causing a nearly disastrous operational pause.


Back to "war". Due to bad weather over the CBI theater, and the RAF gaining supremecy over Myitkinia, this is the lowest casualty total for the Allies for the entire Pacific War. There are no ground combat casualties. There are no Allied naval losses. There is no air to air combat. The only Japanese attack is on Cebu Island Airfield and the Philippine Army has moved their tents into the nerby jungle. One B-25 is lost flying supplies to the 2nd UK Div, creeping down toward the rail line from Imphal.




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Naut Envy

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**********Aboard HMS Illustrious, flagship of Cpt. Lambe, anchored off Freemantle, Sept. 22, 1942***********


Cpt. Lambe:James, how go the repairs on the shaft bearing on Indomitable?

Cpt. J Eccles: Well, sir. We can reliably make 27 kts.

Cpt. Lambe: Excellent! The repairs on Formidable at Melbourne are going well. When she is back, the Royal Navy will again have a fast carrier force to take back the Indian Ocean.

<Capt. Onslow, HMS Hermes shifts uncomfrotably, the conversation rekindling old feelings of inadequacy. He knows Hermes can only make 25 kts with all new parts. This time with the RN fast carriers operating off Perth has been the highlight of his career.>

Cpt. Lambe: Right, I'd like to discuss ideas for a small escort force to get some of the damaged RN cruisers back to Ceylon.

<Capt. Onslow can feel the blood draining from his face, beads of sweat break out on his lip and brow. He feels a disquieting nausea.>
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Poor Captain Onslow...[:D]
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The RN never promised him a rose garden.[:D]
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RE: Egads! (or however you spell that)

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Buried on page 2?? Aj caramba!

Amazing day in the air too. Only one Allied aircraft lost int he entire Pacific Theater. I will post the screenshot when I get home.

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I think that means he had a good time. [:D]
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I think something either very good or very bad has happened to our gracious host. Should we send out a search party?
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RE: Egads! (or however you spell that)

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Are we sure we want to walk in on it?[X(][:D]
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RE: Egads! (or however you spell that)

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Are we sure we want to walk in on it?[X(][:D]

What if he's out of ice to treat battle wounds with?
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New York Harbour, Sept. 23

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I think that means he had a good time. [:D]

Indeed. WITP is a great game. [:)]




*********Captain's cabin, HMS Hermes, 22:20, Sept 23, 1942***********

Captain Onslow turned on a small reading lamp and leaned against a bulkhead while reclining in his bunk. He was unable to disassociate himself from a cloud of self-doubt. He had always felt this way when the size or speed or aircraft capacity or even the durability rating of Hermes came up in conversation. It didn't help that all the other Royal Navy carriers had those really cool adverb names...well...there was an exception in Ark Royal, but, come on, how cool is that? He had sought professional help over this odd weakness, privately and in great secrecy of course. His therapist, a psychoanalyst, had covered a lot of territiory, his relationship with his mother, his father, pranks at naval college, realtionships with women, even, with great embarassment, a "fruitless" inquiry into homosexual liasons. He shuddered involuntarily at the thought. There was simply nothing, save some sort of unspoken genetic memory to explain it.

He opened a copy of the diary of his great-great-great-great-grandfather, Capt. Onslow, Royal Navy, master of HMS St. Albans, a 64 gun fourth-rater. Her keel was laid in the 1750's and by the time of her service in the trouble with the Colonials, she was already a bit long in the tooth. The 20th century Capt Onslow liked to read about the difficulties encountered by his forefather. It made his current troubles seem less troublesome. He opened to a bookmark.

".....September 23, 1777. Have this afternoon returned from Daphne after having been summoned to discuss an order to clear the chevaux-de-frise on the Delaware River. I am much chagrined to learn that St. Albans is to be given this task as she is perceived to lag behind the other vessels of the squadron on the windward. I must confess my mood to be most melancholy......"
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The Onslows and the Royal Navy

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You guys have to Google "Captain Onslow" and see what happens. They are all over the place. Master of St. Albans in 1777, Captain of Daphne (certainly a later version of Daphne and Capt. Onslow to the ones mentioned above) in Tahiti is 1833. Aboard HMS Clio taking possession of the Falklands in 1833. Captain of HMS Onslaught in the Battle of Jutland.

I wonder if they all had Naut Envy.
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I am much chagrined to learn that St. Albans is to be given this task as she is perceived to lag behind the other vessels of the squadron on the windward. I must confess my mood to be most melancholy......"

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I think something either very good or very bad has happened to our gracious host. Should we send out a search party?

Thanks for the kind thoughts. I am fine. Perhaps a thousand miles protect me from secret attack at this time. Ice and nectar of juniper berry inventory now rising. My greatest threat this weekend is the California Highway Patrol should I decide to go book shpping again. One of my partners was out for some ill-considered Jewish holiday and I was busy all week. Thankfully, no search party is needed but I hope the Viking funeral planning goes well.
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All Jewish holidays are very well considered.....to maximize guilt and be as boring as possible. However, something tells me that they might actually be harder on the gentiles than the Jews.
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Burma Roundup

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My old roomate invited me to a family seder once (Passover) with his parents and grandfather. The food was terrible. [:)]

Out of deference, my roomate's dad let my roomate's grandfather read a passage in Hebrew. He must have screwed it up real bad because his son (my roomate's dad) nearly reached across the table and throttled him. [:D] It occured to me it would be a shame to escape the Pharoe's army just to be strangled by your own son. [:D]

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What is happening in Austrailia?
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My best friend likes to say, "The jews invented guilt; it took the catholics to make it profitable!"


I know.. no religion or politics... what about bad jokes?
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Bad jokes are always in good taste[:D]
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What is happening in Austrailia?

It is with a heavy heart that I am compelled to report an existential threat to the people, to the animals, indeed, to the irreducible spiritual and moral core of that fine nation.











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AAAAAHHHH!!! The Horror, The Humanity, and other big words beginning with "H"...
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What Terminus said!!!
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