From here to...well...it SEEMS like an eternity

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

Amoretto should always be keep on hand at ones house the ladies are especialy fond of it plus you can make an Amoretto sour no matter how intoxicated you are..... but don't get cheap Amoretto it's just entirely to sweet

Now see..this is what I mean. This guy sounds like he knows what he is talking about. One musn't discard the entire series of Bofor's guns just because the barrels look goofy. One must be flexible in one's armamentarium.

I got the "diSorrano" with the cool bottle.[:)]

I'm generally flexible, but not when it comes to Amaretto. Badness, much badness...[:@]

[kaleun]

Badness, much badness...

You can say that again.

[DuckofTindalos]

Badness, much badness...

[BrucePowers]

But you didn't have too. He said "you can". This means you are able to do it. It did not mean you had to do it.[:D][:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

Amoretto should always be keep on hand at ones house the ladies are especialy fond of it plus you can make an Amoretto sour no matter how intoxicated you are..... but don't get cheap Amoretto it's just entirely to sweet

Now see..this is what I mean. This guy sounds like he knows what he is talking about. One musn't discard the entire series of Bofor's guns just because the barrels look goofy. One must be flexible in one's armamentarium.

I got the "diSorrano" with the cool bottle.[:)]

Youre singing the praises of a guy who lost a score because he couldnt make coffee. Easy now! [:'(]

[bobogoboom]

That should not be held against me any time a girl earlier in the night is debing weather or not to have realtions with you in a forein languege in front of you all bets are off.[:'(]
 
btw disorrano is the best i have found

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

That should not be held against me any time a girl earlier in the night is debing weather or not to have realtions with you in a forein languege in front of you all bets are off.[:'(]

btw disorrano is the best i have found

Why? Sounds like a solid 50/50 chance to me. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

*********Marianas Trench, October 3, 1942***************

<An odd looking submarine bobs to the surface and rolls and pitches in a fashion that must be uncomfortable for its occupants. A small hatch opens and a figure in a disheveled USN Admiral's uniform pokes his head throught the small hatch>


Admiral Tabpub: <keys a radio mike> Hey! Where was everyone?

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<all through the Allied Command in the Pacific and even among the Japanese command there is a collective shout of joy..."the War! The war can start again! Huzzah"

[bobogoboom]

[:-]tabtub no putting the war on hold the mindless hordes were waiting impatiently.

[1275psi]

Well don't blame me about keeping him from the game - Id like a piece of him too.................

[Cap Mandrake]

A dark cloud has descended over the Allied war-fighting enterprise.


Yossarian is back in an active battle zone.

[Cap Mandrake]

Stalker girl has started her preparatory barrage of email pictures and has advised me that she bought two bags of stuff at the Pleasure Boutique in Boise [X(][:-].


If she thinks that is enough to induce me to dispense with common sense and fly up to Idaho and attend her big Halloween party then she underestimates me. Do I look that stupid?


I paid $220 for the tickets. I am flying out of Ontario at o-dark 30.


Oh yeah. Yossarian scorched his new paint job.

[Onime No Kyo]

Sigh. For such a smart man you certainly do some interesting things sometime, Mandrake. [:D]
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But seriously, have fun, stay safe and try not to use L-words.....any L-words! [:D]

[witpqs]

I dunno, maybe this is dumb stereotyping, but the words 'Pleasure Boutique' and 'Boise' just seem odd next to each other. Do let us know.

And heed that advice - no 'L' words. Practice speaking like ScoobyDoo on the flight up there - he can't say 'L' at all.

"Ruh-Ro!"

[Cap Mandrake]

*********Aboard USS Idaho, entering Pearl Harbor, Oct. 3, 1942********


<a huge banner with 8 foot-tall <redacted> can be seen on Ford Island. It reads, "Welcome Home USS Idaho">

First Sailor: Dang! What did we do to deserve that?

Second Sailor: No kidding. What about the boys on the Mississippi? You'd think they would put up a sign for them...<redacted> wise what's <redacted> of 'em.

First Sailor: Well. Don't matter. I think I am gonna <redacted> this town.


Note: Edited to remove "L-words"

[Cap Mandrake]

Aboard the I-125, Capt. Ito is a feared taskmaster who demands perfection. He is rumored to have once been so angry at a failed business dealt that he torpedoed a wooden jetty with one of the emperor's valuable torpedoes. Twenty year veterans of the Imperial Japanese Navy sought refuge from his silhouette in the gangway. As he approached the small thatch hut; however, he seemed a different man. Captain Ito had a tender side.

He rapped quietly on a wooden door frame. The face of a young Polynesian woman appeared. Awkwardly, Ito offered 3 tins of salted sea urchin roe and a necklace made of fig blossoms. The young woman smiled. Ito blushed, then he stammered, "I...ruv you"

[DuckofTindalos]

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

[BrucePowers]

Was the airline ticket to Idaho refundable?[:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Was the airline ticket to Idaho refundable?[:)]

Thats not doing enough. Can you exchange the ticket for one to Africa? You can stay with T until this blows over.

[BrucePowers]

Ooh, good thought[:D]