Two Friends*
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This scenario is a gift to the mighty Goblin!*
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2 player only! HtH-or-PBEM*
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A long time ago in a grass field, two little boys were playing, Eric, and Jesse.
Jesse was a nice little boy, always helping out and finding things to do. Eric
on the other hand was always in trouble, picking his nose at school, building
snot bombs (shot through a vacuum) And beating up little girls.*
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Eric and Jesse were playing "dig" a neat little game where two players race
each other digging up items from the "old days."
Jesse let out a scream,
"Look Eric! I found a bottle its called a Coke" As Jesse was dancing with his new
toy "Thump!" Eric's digging tool found something hard, very hard, Eric and Jess had
never seen such a hard thing.*
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After hours of digging, the two boys starred in wonder "what could this be?'
It looked like two box's, a smaller one sitting on top of a larger one, in the smaller
box there was a very long tube sticking out about 28 feet. "Look Eric, what do you
think the two inverted V's mean?"*
Eric?*
Eric?*
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Years later, Jesse returned home after years and years of study, now a Doctor of
love and the priesthood, along with getting a major in kindness, growth, and leadership.
The "People" came to call Jesse "Pastor Jess" with Pastor Jess's leadership the People
were happy (of course).*
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Then! just as the people were fire'n up their (2,235) grills for Sunday dinner,
"Pastor Jess, you hear that?" "why no honey, hear what?" "wait a sec!" *
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"PASTOR JESS!! PASTOR JESS!!" come the yell, as the three little girls ran
toward Pastor Jess, "Pastor Jess, they slimed our families!", "who slimed your
families?" , "A whole slew of lil'green men! they looked like buggers! , they were
riding on top of some box's and slimed our families!" ,
"THERE WAS FIRE COMING FROM THEIR PEE PEES!"*
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At the same time some 20 miles south, Eric was dancing a jig on top of the
eight slimed family members, "Now wezz gotum, now wezz gotum! , and
ta thunk my ol friend Jesssssseeezzzz is leading the po fools!" *
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The end of the story until later todight!
M4 Jess
I'll have to wait for Goblin to challange me to fight him this war:D 
