I logged on this morning with great anticipation, and was rewarded with a notification of shipment from CA and a positive sighting by the UPS tracking system at its hub in Kentucky (I am in Michigan). I ordered with the 2nd Day shipping option, so I remained calm, was thankful it was on the way and smiled with renewed confidence that it would arrive exactly as promised on Thursday

. Good, I thought, I can get lots of work done today and maybe get some time to myself tomorrow to test drive UV

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No sooner did I sit down to work than the dog goes berserk barking downstairs (my office is on the third floor of my home), so I peek out the front window to see what could be her problem - and there it was, that big, brown, beautiful UPS truck! I couldn't believe it!! So I rush down two flights of stairs, then practically kill myself trying to tear the front door off its hinges when I notice the UPS driver turning away and heading back to his truck

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"Nooooooooooooo!!!!" I shout, "I am here! Waaaaaaaaaaait!"
He turns, comes back up, and I sign for the package, taking it from him as gently as I did my first born son from the doctor in the delivery room. I read the label, and shriek! It's just a stupid box of checks I'd order a couple of days earlier

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Oh well, UV will be here in the morning - I think I'll work on the front porch tomorrow morning, just to be on the safe side...