ORIGINAL: hermanhum
Hey "lackey(s)", you have failed to comply with Evil directive 46.1.2(a) Paragraph 1 that states:
All Lackeys, Minions, or Henchmen of Herman Hum must note such in their signature lines. Failure to do so will result in expulsion from the Evil conspiracy for undue lack of evilness.
Please apply corrective measures immediately.
Yup, but you forgot the Seventeenth Amendment:
If something either goes wrong or causes a flamewar, then Herman Hum is to blame. If Herman Hum is nowhere in sight, then an unusually smart and stealthy Herman Hum is to blame [;)]