ORIGINAL: Terminus
Good. Let's give them the time they need before we go on griping.
Instead, let's turn to Item # 29,089,211 on my List of Things I Don't Understand About Women:
I just saw an ad for a new woman's deodorant that promised to make its user smell like cucumber and green tea.[&:][&:][&:][&:]
This also reminds me of a joke.
A man is sat at home when a genie appears and announces "[font="Times New Roman"]And what would you like for your third and final wish, oh master?[/font]"
The guy looks at the genie "[font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]How is this my third and final wish, when I haven't had any wishes yet?[/font]"
"[font="Times New Roman"]You have had two wishes already, but your second wish was for me to put everything back to the way it was before. Because of this you have no memory of the first two wishes.[/font]"
"[font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]Alright then,[/font]" said the man, "[font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]I've only got one wish, so I wish I understood how womens minds work, what they're thinking and why they're thinking it.[/font]"
"[font="Times New Roman"]It is done oh master[/font]" replies the genie. "[font="Times New Roman"]It's funny though, that was your first wish too[/font]"