THE THREAD

[Gem35]

high.[:)]

[bobogoboom]

tithe. ahh the joys of working on a saturday.

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Gem35

high.[:)]

'lo

[bobogoboom]

wasted already?

[BrucePowers]

Zoing.....[:)]

[Gem35]

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

wasted already?

[USSAmerica]

Pretty bad internet connection tonight.  It's frustrating. [8|]

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Pretty bad internet connection tonight.  It's frustrating. [8|]

Wait 'til the baddies execute that mega-electromagnetic attack the press is trumpeting about.

Oh, well, while we can still communicate (if you can call this communication) with each other, here's an attempted funny I fiddled around with because I recently watched "Airplane" for the umpty-umpth time:

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

wasted already?

I used to get wasted a lot. In fact, I used to hang with guys who figured that getting wasted was the best thing you could do in life.

Then, I woke up, grew up, and became Somebody.

Spent 40 years doing that.

Recently discovered that I much prefer being Nobody

See, Nobody has more fun than I do. If Somebody has more fun, I'm not having as much fun. See?

[BrucePowers]

That's an old one, pasternakski.........[:)]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

wasted already?

I used to get wasted a lot. In fact, I used to hang with guys who figured that getting wasted was the best thing you could do in life.

Then, I woke up, grew up, and became Somebody.

Spent 40 years doing that.

Recently discovered that I much prefer being Nobody

See, Nobody has more fun than I do. If Somebody has more fun, I'm not having as much fun. See?

I dislike getting wasted.

[thegreatwent]

It is pretty much a waste of time IMO.

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

That's an old one, pasternakski.........[:)]

So am I, Bruce.

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Gem35

Uh-oh...

[pasternakski]

So, where are all you hockey pucks? In my part of the world (and, yes, it is Planet Earth), it's time to be up and around, I've had my coffee, I'm taking the day off from the renovation project that I have practically been killing myself on for the past couple of months, and I'm ready for jokes, gibes, jibbers, and bejabbers.

Am I gonna have to embark on my first faber while I caught y'all snoozing?

[pasternakski]

What's that guitar up on the stage?
It looks like the one used by Jimmy Page.l

[pasternakski]

Saw a photo of McCartney playing onstage with Billy Joel at the Shea Stadium "goodbye" celebration.

Gawd, geezer rock is getting to be UUUGGLLEEEEEE!

[pasternakski]

Hey, honey, don't interrupt me, I'm fabering...

[pasternakski]

You know, it's hard to faber when your girlfriend's in town...

[pasternakski]

If I was a religious guy, I might take a few minutes off to assume the missionary position.