Another Tragedy - A Very Personal AAR

Uncommon Valor: Campaign for the South Pacific covers the campaigns for New Guinea, New Britain, New Ireland and the Solomon chain.

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dgaad
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Post by dgaad »

In the beginning it was :

"You care more about Mammoth Hunting than you do about me."

Later, it was :

"You care more about the Legion than you do about me."

Even later, it was :

"You care more about your Knights Templar friends than you do about me."

Our forefathers heard :

"You care more about those silly Minutemen than you do about me."

Our Great Grandfathers heard :

"You care more about that blasted train than you do about me."

Our fathers heard :

"You care more about that **** car than you do about me."

There is no defense, but we mustn't surrender yet. That's why we're men. Only women would surrender when its proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that continuing the fight is totally hopeless.
Last time I checked, the forums were messed up. ;)
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Hartmann
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Post by Hartmann »

What I recently heard:

"Would you care more about me if I were rectangular?"

:D:D

Hartmann
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Von_Frag
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Solution Perhaps

Post by Von_Frag »

Originally posted by Mogami
"you care more about that computer than you do about me...")

Hi The man who invents the defense against this weapon will go down in history. There will be an annual prize (like the Nobel) given in his honor. Statues will be erected. Web pages (shrines) will multiply. He will be the hero of generations..............
I bought the wife a laptop and it has a 95% success rate against sarcasm Mk1. It is not completely foolproof.

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Re: Solution Perhaps

Post by sparrs »

Originally posted by Von_Frag


I bought the wife a laptop and it has a 95% success rate against sarcasm Mk1. It is not completely foolproof.

Von Frag
Teach her the intricacies of UV.
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kaleun
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Post by kaleun »

I got the wife a desktop with all the bells and whistles, but she only uses it when I'm not home.
The spouse AI insists on sending you messages and requires acknowledgement.
Incidentally, sounds like "mmm", "mmhuh" and even" yes dear" dont seem to cut it, the AI insists on a properly structured phrase.

Have you noticed how the spouse AI has a computer/favorite chair/ both of the above detector. It fires off an alarm that brings forth chore applets until you give up and stop doing whatever it is you like doing?
K:rolleyes:
Appear at places to which he must hasten; move swiftly where he does not expect you.
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