ORIGINAL: hgilmer3
I had some acquaintances tell me that Cruise did the German accent well and while watching the movie, I thought, "What accent?" They're speaking in English but supposed to be speaking German which is fine, but I am unsure what that person was talking about when they said he did the accent well. Maybe they meant at the beginning when he spoke in German for a few sentences.
Villians always speak with English accents. If you remember the original Mission Impossible the bad guys always spoke generic European with an english accent. Generic European was the language used in the ubiquitous eastern bloc totalitarian countries which needed some covert assistance from the IMF.
The standard German accent has been overdone to the point of absurdity. And besides, that's reserved for movies about modern day terrorists. See Sum of all Fears and Die Hard for reference. For pure unrepentent evil, always go to the Germans. I know I'm always afraid some German tourist will blow himself up after failing to find a biergarten at Disneyworld.
But this is about good Germans, and if they all spoke with German accents, even the good guys would sound evil.
So if Cruise is a good guy, he will of course speak American accented english. Which only makes sense, as everyone knows the English are evil. You could hardly have a villian who sounds like Andy Griffith. A Scotch accent would make ther Germans sound like drunken hooligans, and that would hardly do. Nobody believes anyone from Scotland could stay sober long enough to plot world domination.
Same goes for Australians. "Crikey, mates! Better throw another hostage on the barbie" Nobody is going to buy that. Canandians, eh? Nope, everybody would be laughing themselves silly at a Canadian Nazi. You got to hear a Canadian accent to believe it, and it'll leave you rolling in the aisles. Even baby seals can hardly keep from giggling as they're being bludgeoned to death.
Only an English accent can provide the proper degree of arrogance, pomposity and pretentiousness needed to convey the illusion of villiany. Hear that? That's an Englishman harummphing. Only villians harummpfh.
















