Have you ever wondered why, in military speak, you have a "right flank, a cernter, a left flank, a rear area" etc.?
Yeah. For the record, not only did I serve in the military, I did so in intel, and my job was compiling battle maps. I studied with the Defense Mapping Agency. I'm no idiot when it comes to maps. You can drop me in the middle of nowhere and I could orient myself (day or night) to where north is.
So is that the best you can do?