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RE: Akita Fajitas

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The arriving Dutchmen of Barisan Regt., being airlifted from Cotobato, devour a delicious taco-like dish prepared by local women of San Jose...much to the amusement of the victors of the Battle of the San Jose Lighthouse.

The CAP over Jolo does its job. No attacks are made by Jap carrier aircraft. Cagayan proves to be garrisoned only by support troops. Aus. 7th ID will attack today. Several hundred men of 6th Cav are headed to Tacloban, which has a level 5 airfield.

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Wow, Mandrake: You are building that "road to tokyo" at a breakneck pace! Gonna be a lot of IJA and IJN bases cut off to wither on the vine.

You aren't channeling the real Dugout Doug's strategy here, are you? [&o]
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********Small Fillipino village on beach, Jume 21, 1943, 12:20********


A dozen LCT's are disgorging the men of 18th MG Regt./6th Cav. Brig. against no opposition. A crowd of curious locals gather to greet them. An Australian Colonel steps forward in sodden boots.

Col. LeClerc, CO of 18th MG Regt.: <he speaks loudly and slowly, carefully enunciating each sound. He has practised this moment for weeks> Greetings from His Majesty and the people of Australia. Can you direct us to the Tacloban airfield?

Village Elder: <In practiced English> Tacloban, you say? I don't suppose you have the M&M Enterpises series 22A map, do you?

Col. LeClerc, CO of 18th MG Regt.: <examines his map..and answers with some obvious astonishment> Why...yes..yes it is. How did you know?

Village Elder: This is Cebu................
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The IJN goes a strafin'

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Hundreds of sorties are launched from the Jap carriers against the TF carrying Australian Engineers for Mindoro. The suffer heavily due to the Allied CAP. I am pretty sure San Jose is going to get hit with a naval bombardment tonight so the engineers will have to hide in a rain squall for a day while the Cucarachas de la Mer defend San Jose.

Good news from Adm Nimitz. He is sending Wasp and another US Army ID. [:)]

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RE: The IJN goes a strafin'

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How useful will only a single US carrier be to you, seeing as the IJN seems to have all of its carriers on-station?
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RE: Akita Fajitas

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"Cockroaches of the Sea", eh? That's a new one...[:D]
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RE: The IJN goes a strafin'

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How useful will only a single US carrier be to you, seeing as the IJN seems to have all of its carriers on-station?

Still useful. As it is now, anything coming from the Pacific has to circumnavigate the Australian continent, which is WAAAAAY too big on the M&M Enterprises maps. Port Moresby and Thursday Island are in Jap hands..not to mention Timor. Wasp could provide top cover throught the Torres Straight and for the run from Aru Island to Jolo or Mindanao, which is still subject to Betty raids from Sulawese. This is all the consequence of advancing on a very narrow salient. My rear areas are not completely secure. It has been worth it in terms of capturing Jolo, and now Cagayan and Mindoro before the Japs coudl build up.

Also, Wasp could operate with the RN carriers, which will be headed to the center of the action when they upgrade to Corsairs (about half way there).
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Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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"Cockroaches of the Sea", eh? That's a new one...[:D]

Yes...that is the term Phil made up after he lost 2 or 3 DD's to PT boats while trying to bombard Menado.[:D] His email was something like..."PT boats, heroes in wooden hulls or cockroaches of the sea..find out next on the Hsitory Chanel" [:D]

He ran into about 20 of them. I wasn't basing that many there but it was a staging area. I converted his phrase to Spanish as a nod to the history of Spanish Colonialism in the PI....and I always liked that catchy tune..."La cucarach, la cucaracha...."
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RE: Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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Is there a chance we can have some kind of all-encompassing sitrep at some point? For instance, I have very little idea about what's going on in the SOPAC and CENTPAC theaters.
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RE: Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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"Cockroaches of the Sea", eh? That's a new one...[:D]

Yes...that is the term Phil made up after he lost 2 or 3 DD's to PT boats while trying to bombard Menado.[:D] His email was something like..."PT boats, heroes in wooden hulls or cockroaches of the sea..find out next on the Hsitory Chanel" [:D]

He ran into about 20 of them. I wasn't basing that many there but it was a staging area. I converted his phrase to Spanish as a nod to the history of Spanish Colonialism in the PI....and I always liked that catchy tune..."La cucarach, la cucaracha...."

I like it, but I believe that proper Espanol grammar would be, "las cucarachas del mar." As in, "Where (the vermin and) the turf meets the surf!"

In an AI game I once had a scratch force of 12 PT refugees hiding out in Davao City in early 1942. An IJN carrier task force came west out of Truk, and rounded the PI one hex to the south of Davao that night; my "cucarachas" put 4 torps into Shokaku and my prospects brightened substantially!

In narrow waters "las cucarachas" are deadly!
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RE: Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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In an AI game I once had a scratch force of 12 PT refugees hiding out in Davao City in early 1942. An IJN carrier task force came west out of Truk, and rounded the PI one hex to the south of Davao that night; my "cucarachas" put 4 torps into Shokaku and my prospects brightened substantially!


Medals of Honor all 'round, boys, as well as a postwar fleet of atomic-powered PTN boats.
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RE: Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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ORIGINAL: Moondawggie
In an AI game I once had a scratch force of 12 PT refugees hiding out in Davao City in early 1942. An IJN carrier task force came west out of Truk, and rounded the PI one hex to the south of Davao that night; my "cucarachas" put 4 torps into Shokaku and my prospects brightened substantially!


Medals of Honor all 'round, boys, as well as a postwar fleet of atomic-powered PTN boats.

Well, mainly the MOHs were awarded to the next of kin, kind of like the motto of another great Navy Medal: "No guts, no glory, no (posthumous) Navy Cross..."
"The Yankees got all the smart ones, and look where it got them."

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RE: Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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Is there a chance we can have some kind of all-encompassing sitrep at some point? For instance, I have very little idea about what's going on in the SOPAC and CENTPAC theaters.

Hehe...neither do I evidently.....
Seriously, I stink at these map thingies...I am lucky that my comp turns on and that I can find this forum sometimes....so, when/if Marc has the inclination to draw up something, that's when you'll see it; if I was to do it, it would look like I hired a chicken with crayons tied to it's claws (chickens have claws, right? They're not paws, nor feet, nor hooves...must be claws.) which was then beheaded and left to run amok in the maproom....

The route of advance is working NW right now thru the Solomons. Fiji is the main base of operations currently; it resembles a mini-PH right now, with Fleet HQ, various repair ships, rows upon rows of nice insulated Quonsets for the some 4-5 divisions that are in residence at various times.
The New Hebrides are getting nicely built up; once the dredges are done at Luganville, the Fleet stuff will migrate there. Should be in 2 weeks or so.

Since capturing the 'Canal some weeks ago and evicting the Jap division that was there, the trenches are about 1/2 done and the strip has reached...size 6 I think. Recons go out every day to various scenic locales in the area to see what our little brothers are up to; it's not much evidently. There's evidently a LOT of assets tied up in the prison island formerly known as French Noumea; which is guarded by the air and naval assets in the Caledonian Islands. 4 (or is it 5) carriers and their escorts reside there behind their anti sub nets. In the Savo Sound, under the cover of the air base rests a surface battle group of 3 old BB's and 2 divisions of DD's; sweeps and DM's scurry about doing their thing amongst the islands of the area.

Marine Raiders have occupied and left the Russels, then moved on to Munda point; some AK's carrying a CB batt were weakly attacked from Rabaul Betties, but were able to disgorge their cargo and get home to Lunga with one 1/4 damaged. A BF recently arrived in Lunga will move there soon and operations will begin from there. The next installment of the ladder will be arriving in a week's time I reckon; it's goal is....oh, can't talk about that...but you can guess I suppose.

Supplies are sufficient at all these bases, but more have to come in over the next month or two to sustain these plans. There are 3 million tons of bunker fuel in the Hawaiians, but only 20 TK planned to move it; more have yet to arrive. The real crunch is freighters; too many have piled up in the forward area, they are being re-allocated over the next few days (I just can't do it all in one sitting...it drives me nuts...I can't believe that I did the whole war in my '45 game that is nearing it's end versus Herbie). When I have sorted out the freighter situation better, the pace here will pick up; not that it will ever resemble Mandrake's March to Glory...he's the Great Improviser...I, the Planner.....

All major units of the Fleet report ready other than IDAHO, which is down to 1/3 damaged after being towed into SF's Mare Island repair yard after the heroic battles off Midway to retake it from the Empire. Sub patrols are scoring the occasional hit, though not as many contacts as I would like. Cuttlefish is a cagy sea creature and we are still trying to assess his shipping patterns. I think he changes them back and forth from 2 routines; I am just getting enough assets in place to cover both now. Hope to see the scores rise soon; some are currently busy trying to help the SWPac forces by covering the approaches to their area; the torpedoing of MUTSU was one of these subs off Northern Luzon.
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RE: Las Cucarachas de la Mar

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You two are going about this very methodically.
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Editor's Note: Hello dees ees Oscar. Dee boss che move me to day sheeft because Emilio, che get fired for moving dee peens on dee beeg mapa. Someone say "de la Mar",che no right. Dees ees verdad because in my language, the Sea che is a man. So, eet much better to say "del Mar". Joo know, like dee one Bing Crosby like to go to. And another ting. Joo know, some people tink dee sign "lave las manos", joo know, dee one in dee restaurant, che no es verdad, but che ees verdad because in my language the hands, che a (POOOOOF)
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RE: Advice needed

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So here is the deal. Monday, my Mayan housekeeper called, she couldn't work. No problema. That's what I thought. It seems, however, as is often the case, I forgot to consider logistics.

Here it is Friday and I am pretty much out of underwear. I am down to a pair of skivies with Santa Claus and his reindeer drinking egg nog. I am resigned to drive extra careful today lest I get into an auto accident.

Here are some solutions I have considered:

1) Read the instruction manual for the washing machine.

2) Go commando

3) Buy some new chones.

I am leaning strongly toward option 3. Does anyone know a good underwear store?
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So here is the deal. Monday, my Mayan housekeeper called, she couldn't work. No problema. That's what I thought. It seems, however, as is often the case, I forgot to consider logistics.

Here it is Friday and I am pretty much out of underwear. I am down to a pair of skivies with Santa Claus and his reindeer drinking egg nog. I am resigned to drive extra careful today lest I get into an auto accident.

Here are some solutions I have considered:

1) Read the instruction manual for the washing machine.

2) Go commando

3) Buy some new chones.

I am leaning strongly toward option 3. Does anyone know a good underwear store?
Victoria's Secret... might be a bit kinky for your tastes, though... [:'(]
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WWJD . . . he'd go commando.
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And for a real answer try Macy's or Nordsturms's[:)][:D]
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Although on second thought maybe the GF will have some ideas for you[:D]
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So here is the deal. Monday, my Mayan housekeeper called, she couldn't work. No problema. That's what I thought. It seems, however, as is often the case, I forgot to consider logistics.

Here it is Friday and I am pretty much out of underwear. I am down to a pair of skivies with Santa Claus and his reindeer drinking egg nog. I am resigned to drive extra careful today lest I get into an auto accident.

Here are some solutions I have considered:

1) Read the instruction manual for the washing machine.

2) Go commando

3) Buy some new chones.

I am leaning strongly toward option 3. Does anyone know a good underwear store?

lol Cap its not that hard. just chuck em in set it to wash warm measure sum detergent put it in measure sum softener put it in wait till its done and then put em in the dryer[:D]
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