ORIGINAL: John Lansford
It's funny to read "XXX collides with YYY" as long as it isn't your ships doing the colliding...
But if it is, the enjoyment is rather limited. One particular USN admiral is currently serving a 400 year sentence of reform through labor (hammering out the dents in the armor plates of USS Washington) for incompetence during a night battle. The skippers of several warships are keeping him company.