THE THREAD!!!

[DuckofTindalos]

I don't think it could do anything BUT blow dead bear chunks, being a remake of a classic (and deeply strange) series.

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Good. Busy. I'm looking for a job as well. I don't frequent the thread as I used to unfortunately.

Well, in that case it's great to see you around.

Shoot me a PM with some idea of what you're looking for and I'll keep my eyes peeled for you. Also, I'm on LinkeIn, so feel free to link up with me. [:)]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Hello, wayward Brothers!  [:)]

Hello yourself. How are the Carolinas?

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Good grief!  It seems that my hometown has been shortlisted as a potential twin-town with Disney [X(][8|]  

There's a joke there somewhere, I just know there is. [:D]

[niceguy2005]

Also I see a Martian brother lurking about.  Hi Mynok.

Off to the gym for now.

[JWE]

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk
Whenever I read a Lee quote in a book, I hear Shelby Foote's voice. Kind of like reading Chris's posts with a Stewie voice.

Got every book Shelby ever wrote. And watched his old TV programs and listened to that rich, thick, Mississippi accent. Oh, yeah, this is a believeable man.

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Also I see a Martian brother lurking about.  Hi Mynok.

Off to the gym for now.

Hey bro! Good to see you hovering about again. Hope always well at the Secret Evil Base!

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Nice to have Onime blasts again on a semi-regular basis. [:D]

I provide a public service. Kinda like Pasternakski but less grumpy.....and not nearly as wise. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: NCSUforest

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Nice to have Onime blasts again on a semi-regular basis. [:D]

yes it is. I had missed our other little green friend

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior
Meanwhile I have to try and work out how to merge 2 helpdesks with completely different philosophies.

May I suggest threats of violence?

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

test message from 20 yo son: dad, call me, we need to talk.


Me: Hi, what's up
Him: We need to talk
Me: Are you in trouble? Is everything okay? What's up?
Him: We just need to talk
Me: Ok, talk
Him: Well, er, you know <insert 19yo gf name here>?
Me: Yes
Him: Well, she's pregnant
Me: You nugget

etc, etc

I'm going to be someone's grandad at 49. What a strange feeling. I never gave my kids permisson to breed.

Mazel tov!

Now, on the level, Simon. When you had "The Talk" all those years ago....do you think he was paying attention?

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior
Meanwhile I have to try and work out how to merge 2 helpdesks with completely different philosophies.

May I suggest threats of violence?

What about acts of violence instead?

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: Terminus

That's irrelevant. Grandpa regulations demand that you buy them.[:'(]

You also need stories about:

"all this were fields as far as t' eye could see when I were a lad"
"the war"

Oh, I got them. Are stories about ladyboys in Singapore acceptable?

Dixie, what was it you said about the navy and chaps not too long ago? [&:][:'(]

[DuckofTindalos]

-62...

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: sprior

Mum, grandpa won't tell us what lap dancing is.

[:D]

Congratulations on the soon to be new growth ring of the family tree, Simon. [8D]

I would have gone with "branch" but what the heck, might as well kick him while you can. [:D]

[USSAmerica]

Hockey rink - Tithe. &nbsp;[&o]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Terminus

My line, that is. Sue you, I will...

I would loooove to see Yoda get cross examined. [:D]

Don't think that would work out too well for the examiner.

Prosecutor: "So, Mr. Yoda, where were you on the night of..." (Wham!) Levitated chair send prosecutor sprawling
Mr. Yoda: "Impertinent your questions are..."
Prosecutor: (muttered) "No...ugh...further questions your honor."

[:D]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Good. Busy. I'm looking for a job as well. I don't frequent the thread as I used to unfortunately.

Well, in that case it's great to see you around.

Shoot me a PM with some idea of what you're looking for and I'll keep my eyes peeled for you. Also, I'm on LinkeIn, so feel free to link up with me. [:)]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Hello, wayward Brothers!  [:)]

Hello yourself. How are the Carolinas?

Things are great here, Chris, if a little wet these days. [:D]

I hope the same can be said for you. [:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: gladiatt

Morning guys.

Hi Per, frozing in sweden ?? [;)]

Yes. This morning we had freezing temperature (-5C) for the first time this winter [:)]

It's in the 80's here today.[:)]

Is that a reference to the temperature or the population?

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

-62...

Been a slow day, huh? [:'(]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: Grollub


Yes. This morning we had freezing temperature (-5C) for the first time this winter [:)]

It's in the 80's here today.[:)]

Is that a reference to the temperature or the population?

IQ. [;)]

Good to see you, Brother Onime. [8D]