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...ah, the good old days when "safe sex" meant makin' sure the car doors were locked...ORIGINAL: JWE
I didn't think you college boys liked high school freshmen.
there ain't no limitation on bein' a stute about pazooties.ORIGINAL: JWE
the Stute of Limitations
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ETA: Thread this is not my day for smart-alecky posts. I've been getting scooped by about 30 seconds all day long. One needs to be fast on the draw to be an efficient smart aleck.
ORIGINAL: JWE
Feets, don't fail me now!
Gee, mom & dad, a stain on the back seat?? I think Bill must have spilled his buttered popcorn at the drive-in last week, yeah?ORIGINAL: pasternakski
...ah, the good old days when "safe sex" meant makin' sure the car doors were locked...
please, no more fruits in the mid-palate fer me...ORIGINAL: JWE
fruit, lots of fruit in the mid pallette
...three hots and a cot and Bubba all over ya like fur on a weasel.ORIGINAL: Mynok
ORIGINAL: JWE
Feets, don't fail me now!
[:D][:D] But you would have gotten lots of patootie in prison........
The rhubarb keeps comin' up in the spring, so I can't complain, John old scout.ORIGINAL: JWE
How's it been old man?
Now that is an S. Clay Wilson picture.ORIGINAL: pasternakski
...three hots and a cot and Bubba all over ya like fur on a weasel.
Itches in dey britches?ORIGINAL: Mynok
[:D][:D][:D] Fruits have itches too, ya know.....
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This has been happening to me ever since discovering beer.ORIGINAL: JWE
Hi. Found something really good. Thought I would pass it on.
We always went to the ordinary Pissoir first.Was running out of the ordinary Pinot for the holidays and went to the wine store.
Not that there's anything WRONG with that.He was all out of the Drouhin – oh, depression.
It obviously wasn't my friend Mikey. Mikey's had a stroke, so when he drinks, he slobbers all down his left side, so he drinks really bad.But then he went out back and came out with a bottle of some stuff he said would drink really good.
You shoulda taken 'er pazooties off a lot sooner than a couple of hours. The young stuff is pretty anxious to get goin' in my experience.It was a bit young so I took it home, decanted, and let it sit for a couple hours and had a taste. Hoot!! Pazooties!!
Which sci-fi shoot-'em-up are they in?Stuff drinks like a Drouhin ’86,
Coupla guys of us wanna know if yer likker store guy gots anythin' good fer about $35 a case.and it’s only $35.00 a bottle!!
I usually watch my own nuits and beaune and trust my keister to watch out fer itself.OMG! Cote de Nuits and Cote de Beaune better watch their keesters.
Not that there's anything WRONG with that.Ok. It’s Californian;
So, we talkin' deer or dogs here?Taste per buck is rated at 9.6 Woofs.
That's what my girlfriend Pinot Noir said about the first time I dropped trou on 'er.Was impressed, really impressed.
If yer weensie is that thin, the sistahs gonna laugh at you fer havin' a weedy dick.It’s a teensy, weensie, weensie, weensie, bit thiner than a Grand Cru Classe,
We talkin' booze or propane here?but for $35 a bottle vs $350??!!!
Yer a daisy if ya do.Definitely check it out if you get the chance.
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please, no more fruits in the mid-palate fer me...ORIGINAL: JWE
fruit, lots of fruit in the mid pallette
My THREAD, my sides hurt! The dog is worried and thinks there's something wrong with me. [:D] 
