WaW_Revised_3T_Beta

[cveta]

Fuhrer personal diery

After all the germans read my MEIN KAMPF and after all have their noses messured we agreed that we are superior race to all. Our histricans agree that Poland is natural german province and that 150 germans wich live in Warsaw must be annexed in the Germany. Unfortunatly Poland aristocrats dont see this as a natural way so we declare war on them and we will take Poland.
As usualy - I ordered attack and thouse wermacht generals have their ideas about how to fight this war. So I hanged few and Gestapo arest few and now we fight in a normal way. My way. First clash was a training for our eager armies. We killed 269 rifles and 4 tanks with 5 At guns and we lost 18 rifles and 2 scouts. 2 Enginers died by accident in a car accident. Warsawa will be liberated next turn.
I wonder what will thouse fat rulers of Europe do this time. There is a new caracter in England and he may mess my plans a little. They name him Winston. He smoke big, fat cigars. If I send him a box will he stay calm?
And I agree with Stalin that SU will respect out neutrality. LOL, I like him. He dirinks a lot of votka and that make nagotiatin with him easy. So he sign the neutrality contract. And he will honour that. As I will. LOL. I ust have to maintain German garnison on SU border rightly.
Japan and Italy will join me in a crusade again Democrats and Comunitst. Soon all Europe will speak Germany and sing JODl-JODL songs. All will selebrate Octobers fest and all will drive WW. What a lively world this will be.

[cveta]

Furher personal journal

Poland is part of Great Germany empire. Poles give us hard fight in Warsaw last weak but we slotered them. Some of our superior soldiers dies in attack. We lost one fighter in the fight. And it is all becouse wermaht still dont lisen to me completly. There are some still who opose me. My frend Himmler will deal with thouse. He sed that he will make some clering of the "unvonted elements" that live in Germany and in Poland. I wonder does he think about Jewess. He is a good soldier. I will let him play his favorit game
Gorring wisited me today ( and he empty my fridge, as usualy ). He constantly talks about air superiority and I think we neeed more tanks. Then Donits come and ask for more ships. Then Speer come asking for more wepons and beens. They all wont something from me. I decide to build a new stadium for a nacionalsocialsm parades. They all will have to wait.
I wisited kindergarden in Hamburg today. They surounded me with kids and I talk to them for 3 hours about importance of nacioanlsocialism. And they all cries. I wonder why. They didnot lisen to me carefuly and I ordered their parents to be arrested and that kids will be sended to internates for a proper education. This approach will give us more SS units in the long run.
France and Great Britain declare war on Germany. Together with some unknown lands like Australia, Canada and South Africa. I ask my geography teacher where are thouse lands and she answer to me not to worry. They are too small, too far away and too fall behind to worry about them. So I wont.
Duce invites me to coffe. I wonder what he wonts. Anather loan I belive.

[cveta]

Fuhrer personal journal
 
I have a fast tour thru east Europe. I drink cofee in Sofia, Buchurest and Bratislav. So now all thouse countries are producing beens for Germany. And I pay a quick wisit to Helsinki. They dont wont to produce beens. They wont to produce soldiers. So be it, I sed.
Goering wisit me today again ( and he empty my fridge once more time - fat ass ). He tell something about how our fighters are slow and that we should build better engines. I will think about that. And Himmler wont a tanks for SS troops. Donits still insisting in producing ships. I agree with them today and since we are producing beens elswere I give them a go. So now we are producing everithing.
Eva dont wont to talk with me. She wonts a stockings from Paris. I by her one in Berlin but she dont like them. She wont parfume and stockings from Paris. So what am I soposed to do. She tell me to sleep alone untill I get one for her. I  promise that I will get her lots of them soon and she agree to stay overnight. We have great time. I hope that her father will never know the details.

[cveta]

Fuhrer personal journal
 
Last three months passed like wind. Winter come and we have good New Year celebration. 1940 will be a great year. I drink too much vine and I met a nice lady. Eva was so furius that she left early. This lady is Sofia from Belgrade. She is so gorgeus. Long legs, blue hair, funny voice. I spend the night with this blu lady with long legs. Only in the morning I find out that she is a he and that make me so angry. I throw her ( him ) out thru closed window and ordered that Belgrade should be destroyed and Yugoslavia annexed. So my soldiers did that. And when I wisit them they sad that they also have a great New Year party. They were melting snow and make a coffe. And they even hade some snaps. But they have a problem with clothes. Winter is frizzing them, they sed. Hm. I ordered that all german femails over 18 must give their winter clother for a front soldiers. Now they look nice. The byutiest armies in the world. Some of soldiers start to put makeup on. And then I learn that a France soldiers from Maginot constantly deserts to come to our lines during nights. I wonder what they du. but we menage to shoot some of them.
Our spies from Paris told us that France General Rufus Paris Firefly is set up a AA trap. He concentrate more than 15 AA units defending a Maginot line. I think that we will stop with our recon flight.
After all this New Year celebration things I menage to settle things down with Eva. She even kissed me sometimes now. And she still insist on thouse stockings from Paris. I dont know what to do.

[cveta]

Thouse of you that read this noncense - should I continue with this form of briefing on what is going on in the game? And Rufus should brief us sometimes also. At the moment we are in January 1940, and we menage to play 6 turns in 2 days. Not bad.

[82ndtrooper]

I can say that I really enjoy your post

[RufusTFirefly]

ORIGINAL: cveta

Thouse of you that read this noncense - should I continue with this form of briefing on what is going on in the game? And Rufus should brief us sometimes also. At the moment we are in January 1940, and we menage to play 6 turns in 2 days. Not bad.

Yes, continue these posts please. They are great! [:)]

I will open a thread in AAR subforum and post some more serious and brief notes about the ongoing. But with some delay, so I could add screenshots without giving any important information to other participants in this game. I will start at weekend to summarize the first turns in view of Allies.

[cveta]

Fuhrer personal jurnal
 
After my soldiers capured Belgrade royal family run away to London. But Yugoslav armies still resist so fighting in this poor country still continues. I decide to burn all cities down becouse of this but my generals discover some natives food named Cevapcici. I fly to Sarajevo to see what this food loks like. It is great. I will improve my soldiers rations with this. And while I was in Sarajevo they give me Rakija. Exelent snaps. After few glasses of this I decide that Sarajevo peoples are my best frends, I almost got married there and I have a worst headache ever. Then a large amount of this is deleverd to all front soldiers and last manths we didnot take any offensive actions becouse of this. But moral of my soldiers greatly improve after they were introduced to Rakija. But they were all drunk for whole weak. Now they wont more Rakija.
Our scientis also tasted Rakija. Under the influence of Rakija they develop fast transport vechiles named halftracks. It is fast, reliable and when you are drunk and you hit something with this you are well protected. I decide that all my SS trops should abandon trucks and use halftrack instead. This will greatly improve their fighting capacityes.
And my dear Eva was finaly decide that she will torture me no more with sex apstinence. We have a few fantastic nights and then on a party made by Goebels I dance with a girl wich has stocckings from Paris. Eva was so jaleus that she left me becouse I didnot by her one. I will must do something about that. But thouse bastarts from PAris wont sell me any. I will take them by force soon. Until then I must sleep without my dear Eva.

[cveta]

Fuhrer perosonal Jurnal
 
Eva is realy furius. She wont thouse stockings so bad that I order attack on France. After that she give me a huge kiss. Opening of attack was gone well and then Goring boys mess things up. Level bomber cru was so drunk of Rakija that when they were over Manchester they forget to drop the bombs so the town was almost undemaged. On the other hands - Brittish ( wich were sober ) have some funny wepons. Their infantry and costal fortress menage to kill 2 level bombers in attack. And 1 bomber fell down becouse driver was so wasted that he fell asleep while piloting.
On the other fronts we gain great sucess. Yugoslav armies are completly wiped out and still land refuse to surended. Something is wrong overthere. Seems to me that in my last life I have similar problems ( game bugs in last game) 
Norway and Denmark surender to us. I beat their leder in a card game. I play one card and they were annexed to Great Germany Empire. My mather always sed that playing card is a gamble. And a gamble is not profitable. Playing this card proves that my mather was wrong.

[RufusTFirefly]

Turn 12-West done.

China is in now. Turn to Vance.

Boston activated. I could choose Candian HQ as target for Boston production. Obviously the commitee of "Friends and Admirers of the Canadian Culture" has convinced the senator to allow the production for Canada in Boston facilities.
Thought is it a bug. But US production centers being activated before USA itself is at the state of mobilization is intended in the scenario.

[Josh]

ORIGINAL: cveta

Thouse of you that read this noncense - should I continue with this form of briefing on what is going on in the game? And Rufus should brief us sometimes also. At the moment we are in January 1940, and we menage to play 6 turns in 2 days. Not bad.

How on earth did I miss this AAR..?
It's hilarious, very funny, and I love the spelling. [:D]
Keep it going!

[cveta]

Fuhrer personal jurnal
 
I skip my writing yestrday. I was so tired after reading all reports from the battlefild. Lots of soldiers died in a fight with France troops so I have to write bulshits like " your son give his life like a hero. He fired all his bullets and kiled 3 tanks and 2 aircraft. Then he charge 100 france soldiers bare handed and menage to kill 99. Last one unfortunatly menage to wunded him and he retreated. Then he fight the rest of the day trowing rocks and finaly a tank granade ended his life".
Most imporatant thing is that we take Lille 1st turn and Paris on third since attack start. We didnot lost any armor, only infantry. All Maginot line and HQ and a bulk of France soldiers surounded by a well executed paradrop on three places. So we will left them to starve in their threnches.
Our armies fighting in Yugoslavia menage to get to the Greece border. Then one solder shoot a deer and a Greece solder claimed that it was a Greece deer. It was not. And then Greece soldier sed something about Eva and me using words impotence and whore and our soldier shot him. I promote that soldier to a rank of General. His name is Erwin Rommel. I like him a lot. After that Greek send a protest note to me and insult me again. So I decide to annex Greece. Second turn after we cross border we reach outskrits of Atena, surounding most of Greece armies in some mountains. Our Bulgarian and Romanian allies prove them selve in Battle.
After we attack France, Donits ordered that our subs should set sail. They sail arount the English isles and even menage to spy some Canadian cities. Then 2 Canadian DDII gives chase and we sink them. Then British 4 DDII give chase ( anather turn ) and we sink them. And in process we spoted Britan main fleet. So we sink them all, fighter and cariers included. We lost 1 or 2 subs. Now British have few ships only. And we will sink thouse too. I give Donits big kiss becouse of this. He wash his mouths after, and I belive it is becouse I have cevapcici with onion before I kissed him. And some rakija of course.
Most important thing is that I give Eva three pair of stocking from Paris. We riped all three same night. And then she tell me that she wonts more. I give her anather three and we rip them all again same night. She then sed she wonts more and I tell her that she is completly insane. She take some more stockings then and go home. And in the morning I suprised her with flowers and three more stocking thinking that we may repeated last night. She wes wery tired. She have accident last night returning home. She fell few times in the street and she riped all stocking she take from me last night. She was full of bruises. She is so clumsy sometimes. I let her sleep. She promise that she will come to me in the evning.
During lunch I have a meeting with my staff and we discuss what shall we do next. Some of them were wery tired and have bruises. They fell also in the streets. I ordered that all streets in Berlin should be fixed immediately.
 

[cveta]

ORIGINAL: Josh



How on earth did I miss this AAR..?
It's hilarious, very funny, and I love the spelling. [:D]
Keep it going!

I dont know how did you miss this AAR [:@]
Spelling sucks I know, but I didnot make English grammar and spelling so hard. [&o]
And I will keep on writing. Only thing that may stop me is [>:]

[Barthheart]

First China turn done.
Sent to Axis scum. [:D]

Not sure which version we're playing here...? File I recieved said 2T. THis thread says 3T. Top of briefing in game say T74 Hanoi Restored. April 4, 2010.

Aynway China does not own Hanoi and recieved no supplies from US...????[&:] Are we on our own???[:(]

[explorer2]

Thanks for the detailed info on what your game says Barthheart.
THere is a set value to the number of characters the Briefiing Screen can contain (Vic, could you change that?), so in the last few versions I have had difficulty keeping the briefing up to date and accurate, though there's no real excuse for it not saying 3T in the briefing, that's just negligence on my part.

Based on your briefing saying T74, You are indeed playing version 3T.
The WaW Version History is completely accurate with all changes being made: tm.asp?m=2093130
China doesn't get Hanoi, but you get a one time grant of 3000 supply which closely approximates how much got to China via Hanoi/Haiphong during Vichy controlled era before JA shut it down. I think this is a more accurate way of portraying that instead of the historically inacccurate China controlling Hanoi.

Sorry for the confusion.

[Barthheart]

ORIGINAL: explorer2

Thanks for the detailed info on what your game says Barthheart.
THere is a set value to the number of characters the Briefiing Screen can contain (Vic, could you change that?), so in the last few versions I have had difficulty keeping the briefing up to date and accurate, though there's no real excuse for it not saying 3T in the briefing, that's just negligence on my part.

Based on your briefing saying T74, You are indeed playing version 3T.
The WaW Version History is completely accurate with all changes being made: tm.asp?m=2093130
China doesn't get Hanoi, but you get a one time grant of 3000 supply which closely approximates how much got to China via Hanoi/Haiphong during Vichy controlled era before JA shut it down. I think this is a more accurate way of portraying that instead of the historically inacccurate China controlling Hanoi.

Sorry for the confusion.

Thanks, that's what I thought but... I never got any supply gift nor message of such....[X(] When should the 3000 supplies show up?

[explorer2]

The turn that Vichy is created. If no Vichy, Hanoi remains in hands of West and China doesn't get direct aid, West would have to give it to you via Action Card.
If Vichy is declared and you didn't get it, please let me know (also if you don't get a message. sometimes I forget to place a message for an event).

[Barthheart]

Ah... Vichy has not been setup up yet...

[kondor]

Stop this nonsense talk about game... what game?[:'(] I wan't to here more about Eva's stockings and Rakija![:D]
Great work cmdr. Cveta, maybe you could publish a book someday?[&o]

[cveta]

Fuhrer personal journal
 
With liberation of Paris France generals were like doogs. They fight for the remaints of the country. I give them a place to satisfy their greed and establish Wichy France. They are happy now and all of France armies were dispersed. Only 5 fighter stay in England and continue the fight. I wisited Paris. It was not an expiriance I was expecting. City was dirty, ugly and somebady stole my documents. Food was tereble and all speak only France. I like Sarajevo and Rakija better.
In the Greece we destroyed all Greece armies exept thouse that run to Athens. So next week we will kill them and we will annex Greece. They pay terrible price for not giving up that deer and coling me and Eva bad names.
Few days ago I take Eva to see the Rome. We wisited Pope. He didnot imprees me much. He was talking about Jesus and about some history things I didnot understand and then he ask me for money. I give him few marks and then he kissed me.
While we were in Rome we visited Duce. He was a nice man. He gives us a lot of vine and spaghetii. They were good. And then we have a party and he invited some of the beautiest womens I ever see. They dance naked, and one dance only for me. That night I tore antaher stockings from Paris. In the morning I have a headache and that Duce talk about him occupy Africa. I dont know nothing about land name Africa. He offer me an alliance and I agree. So he sed that he will produce supplay for me and that I give him a land in Africa. Stupid. I dont own any land in Africa. So I agree to stay away from Africa and give it to him. As long as he produce suplays for us. Funny man that Duce. He even show me some ships and subs. They look nice. On the other hand I sow his armies. I belive that this small Italians cannot be good soldiers. They are so small that if I catch one I will throw him overboard so he may become bigger. And that goes for all of them.
Our subs spoted remaints of English nawy. They are docked in port. I wonder will they get a courage to sail out.
And back in Yugoslavia - partisan appear. I must send Gestapo there. They will teach them a lesson not to rebel. But in this land of cevapcici and Rakija people are realy hard to understand. So if Partisan are using rakija they may become trouble