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ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
ORIGINAL: sprior
Time to iron some shirts.
What about wife unit? [;)]
She wouldn't let me iron her.
ORIGINAL: bigmed1204
Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region [;)] and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man![X(]
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
ORIGINAL: bigmed1204
Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region [;)] and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man![X(]
ORIGINAL: thegreatwent
Tithe[&o][&o][&o]
Plus public service announcement:I just happened to look at my Drivers License today and noticed that the expiration date is in the past[X(] Not a big issue, just have to renew. I did think that I would post this tale for my Threadbrothers "Whats in your wallet?"[:)]
+1 [:D]ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
[:D]
ORIGINAL: sprior
Time to iron some shirts.
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
Time to iron some shirts.
What about wife unit? [;)]
Leo "Apollo11"
She wouldn't let me iron her.
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
What about wife unit? [;)]
She wouldn't let me iron her.
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Leo "Apollo11"
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Lunch tithe.
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
ORIGINAL: sprior
She wouldn't let me iron her.
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Your wife is either a) charmingly old fashioned or b) doesnt trust you to boil water without hurting yourself. [:'(]
Many women in the US (at least what I notice in my age group) have slightly different thoughts on the matter.
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Your wife is either a) charmingly old fashioned or b) doesnt trust you to boil water without hurting yourself. [:'(]
Many women in the US (at least what I notice in my age group) have slightly different thoughts on the matter.
Are you saying that many women in USA don't want to iron and clean?
Who does that then?
Leo "Apollo11"
P.S.
Wife is a doctor (M.D.)
ORIGINAL: USS America
Welcome to THE THREAD!!!, Grit! [:)]
All who don't take themselves too seriously are very welcome here. [8D]
