My new alarm clock started screaming this morning and as usual my fist smashed it to pieces. My feet hit the cold steel floor in my room on the cargo ship Tek420. I lit a blunt to clear my head and realized today i was to go against Korgmeister in battle.
I came from a north east position heading south west through a nicely wooded area. All quiet everything as it should be. As looked towards the mountainous regions south west of me, I spied a mech making a slow crawl up the hill. i just barely had time to get a scan of my enemy. Seeing what i was up against i felt more confident and smoked another blunt(Thank God for this TitanTech smokereducingunit).
I decided these tree's were ok cover but that the tree covered hill behind me would be perfect. I backed up my titan and repositioned my guns to watch the valley. I had a good view and croutched down to reduce my titans visibilty to others. Then I chilled. Rolled me a Phatty and called the ol' lady. I told her all the dirty **** i was gonna do to her when i got back from this battle, but like my scanner my balls were blue.
Finally after what seemed to be 200 seconds the enemey comes crawling through the rocky region to south west. I quickly target an fire off two rounds. One hits and Korg goes down like a freshman after senior prom. He's quick on the get up though an few good shots are available. I flick a blunt out the sidehatch on my titan. As it hits the ground a small leaf burns up quickly and i smile.
I start blasting with my small an medium lasers and sure enough with such a bad scan i missed alot and the woods were soon ablaze. As my enemy was ablaze with fire, i blazed one mah self. A good jock appreciates the finer things in life.
The job was finished with a well placed called shot to the dome of my oppenent. As I walked my Titan off the battlefield I picked up the head of my opponent's Titan. Peering inside i saw my victims charred and mangled body. Time to go home an get some. Its ruff bein a jock but somebodys gotta live the life.
<Good game Korg>
fire destruction smokey battlefields, all part of the job, but how ever did my cockpit get so smokey?
:p 
