THE THREAD!!!

[Dixie]

Josh is having his afternoon snooze.  In the middle of the living room [>:]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Is it too late to get her an overprotective, clingy and antisocial Doberman?

I suspect so. I think daughters are God's revenge on sailors.

So if she starts dating a sailor you really know you messed up in your younger days? [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo




Was I dreaming your reality? [:'(]

God help me, she went out and bought this "cute" (read small) skirt to wear for it.

Awww, man...

I just smile resting assuredly with the foreknowledge that *my* daughter will never engage in any such behavior when she's older.

Similarly, she will have perfect taste in her boyfriends-which she can start dating when she's 21. She should have graduated from medical school by then and be in the midst of her appointment hearings for the post of the US Surgeon General. After a brief stint there, she will have a change of career and become a Lieutenant General of the USMC.

She's only 3 now, but we've got this whole thing stitched up a treat already.

Simon-these things are easier when you plan them out a bit in advance, old chap. [:'(]

Dude, I know it helps to have faith, but....... [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Simon-these things are easier when you plan them out a bit in advance, old chap

I did. Her plans are different.

Do you even know what they are?

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

No plan survives contact with the enemy.

What was that other one about the surest way to make God laugh? [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Are we back to talking about the BU (Boyfriend unit) now?

I'd like to put in a recommendation for a pump shotgun. Sure: break-action-style barrels or a semi-automatic format are quite functional in their own right. But nothing quite loosens the teenage boy bladder like a pump shotgun being racked whilest dad is standing in his slippers on the lawn at 1am. This tends to expedite the 'goodnight' process and assure minimal physical intimacy at that point between BU and darling daughter.

If a MORE expedited departure is required, paternal clothing (whilest standing on the lawn racking a pump shotgun in one's slippers) is optional. Check your local ordinances re: the feasibility of this adjunct step.

Given your kids' ages, I'd say that this must be purely academic. Unless, of course, you were the teenage boy with the loose bladder on the receiving end of all that once upon a time. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior
Apparently he's not asked her out yet but is going to.

On Facebook, no doubt.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: sprior

Is it too late to get her an overprotective, clingy and antisocial Doberman?

I suspect so. I think daughters are God's revenge on sailors.

That is a proven fact, Simon! [:D]

Says you. Apparently your kid is a little chick magnet. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time for home. Apprently she's bought a "cute" top to wear too. Argggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully not one of those commonly describes as "barely there". I wouldnt want to see you with heart trouble. [:-][:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: sprior

re: the feasibility of this adjunct step.

I believe that in the Uk public nudity is not an offence per se, it must be designed to cause alarm or distress.

I can imagine no possible scenario where naked fathers with pump shotguns would not cause alarm and distress in great quantities......[:'(]

Besides, one would think that most cops would be sympathetic to the father, should any question arise. [:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Josh is having his afternoon snooze.  In the middle of the living room [>:]

Gives the dog time to find a new hiding place?

[Onime No Kyo]

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/201 ... ymoon.html

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior

Simon-these things are easier when you plan them out a bit in advance, old chap

I did. Her plans are different.

Do you even know what they are?

Sh e wants to be a zoologist.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior



I did. Her plans are different.

Do you even know what they are?

Sh e wants to be a zoologist.

Admirable profession.

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

France is a great place to vacation. Everyone was very friendly there last year. I recommend the Normandy beaches.

Great for me and my son. Not so good for wife and 17 yo daughter. I think we're going to head SW and get a place by a beach.

Darn it!

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: sprior



I suspect so. I think daughters are God's revenge on sailors.

That is a proven fact, Simon! [:D]

Says you. Apparently your kid is a little chick magnet. [:D]

Yuri, there are approximately 3 billion penis armed humans running around this planet. Since I have a son, and not a daughter, I only have to worry about 1 of them, instead of all the rest. [:D]

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: USS America




That is a proven fact, Simon! [:D]

Says you. Apparently your kid is a little chick magnet. [:D]

Yuri, there are approximately 3 billion penis armed humans running around this planet. Since I have a son, and not a daughter, I only have to worry about 1 of them, instead of all the rest. [:D]

That's what I said when Josh was born [:D]

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: sprior



I believe that in the Uk public nudity is not an offence per se, it must be designed to cause alarm or distress.

I can imagine no possible scenario where naked fathers with pump shotguns would not cause alarm and distress in great quantities......[:'(]

Besides, one would think that most cops would be sympathetic to the father, should any question arise. [:)]

Not if he's naked.

[gladiatt]

Bruce
Leo
Yuri
CB

thanks guys;

[gladiatt]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

France is a great place to vacation. Everyone was very friendly there last year. I recommend the Normandy beaches.

i am surprised, but happy, to read this. We are not supposed to be the most friendly inhabitants to foreigners (wich is not my fault).
Happy to learn it was ok for you.