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This one is for Chickenboy....

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
I'm sorry, but I misread 'limp duck' at first... [;)]

In between meetings tithe...

(I feel like I'm getting a swirlie with today's meetings. Up just long enough to sputter and catch my breath. Then right back into the toilet water. [:D])
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"I'm not a pheasant plucker , I'm a pheasant plucker's son"....... Old Irish Rovers tune (done faster and faster each verse!). [:D]

I'm not a fig plucker,
nor a fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
'til the fig plucker comes.

(That's even hard to type without screwing up)
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The 'lab report' and 'CAT' scan have been around the block in terms of veterinary diagnostic humor for some time. Thanks for the thought though. [8D]
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Good one, Bruce! I'm a sucker for any kind of duck joke.
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Mike, I'll have that data to you about mid-morning. Have considered the title for our AAR? Or our team names? As we are both Parrot heads , how about that? I'm not sure how you can put that against poultry molesters and martian malcontents, but I'm sure you'll find the way.[:D][X(][&o]


I'll work up something based on the Jimmy theme. [8D]


When PO'd Pirate parrots counter-attack (look out below![X(])[:D]

You might consider some of his lesser known songs for inspiration like "Sending the old man home" or "Take it back!". The last one was done for the America's cup challenge. Or, you might give each installment a "parrot-head theme" or a title
of one of his songs. Or a variation of it. Like "Why don't we get drunk, we're screwed?". [:D] "Changes of lattitude, changes in Altitude"

Why not "PO'd Pirate parrots pinches perfidous punks" ... [;)][:'(]
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I'll work up something based on the Jimmy theme. [8D]


When PO'd Pirate parrots counter-attack (look out below![X(])[:D]

You might consider some of his lesser known songs for inspiration like "Sending the old man home" or "Take it back!". The last one was done for the America's cup challenge. Or, you might give each installment a "parrot-head theme" or a title
of one of his songs. Or a variation of it. Like "Why don't we get drunk, we're screwed?". [:D] "Changes of lattitude, changes in Altitude"

Why not "PO'd Pirate parrots pinches perfidous punks" ... [;)][:'(]
Pedantic.

Pedestrian.

Pathetic.

(Sorry, Grollub, I couldn't resist [;)])
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When PO'd Pirate parrots counter-attack (look out below![X(])[:D]

You might consider some of his lesser known songs for inspiration like "Sending the old man home" or "Take it back!". The last one was done for the America's cup challenge. Or, you might give each installment a "parrot-head theme" or a title
of one of his songs. Or a variation of it. Like "Why don't we get drunk, we're screwed?". [:D] "Changes of lattitude, changes in Altitude"

Why not "PO'd Pirate parrots pinches perfidous punks" ... [;)][:'(]
Pedantic.

Pedestrian.

Pathetic.

(Sorry, Grollub, I couldn't resist [;)])
No problem. [;)][:D]

Edit: Had problems coming up with some witty verb on 'p' ... hence 'pinches' [:'(]
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Went to pick up Clare's car from the garage post MOT test, sadly the car did not come home with me [:(]  Turns out they 'lost' the key...  Some (presumably dozy old) lady picked up Clare's car key as well as her own when she collected her car, although the key (strangely) didn't work for her car she thought it was because it'd been so long since she used it, even though she tried using it t the garage she didn't do anything sensible like make sure it was her key or ask why it didn't work (or why she had an extra bloody key theat she didn't bring with her) [8|]  Why do they let these people out? [:@]  I'm now scared that I'll actually come across this loon driving and she'll mistake my car for a bridge or something [:-]

I'm beginning to wish I'd taken the garage up on their offer of a courtesy car and gone for a drive to Glasgow [:D]
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Evening tithe...
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Evening all. Just watched the 2 first episodes of The pacific. I wasnt expecting too much from comments on the first 3 episodes, but im happy. Some intense fights scenes IMHO and i dont midn the character build side of the series so far.

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Out of meeting...
[head emerging from toilet] "KAF!  KAF!  SPURT!  KAF!  [head reintroduced into toilet] 
Back into meetings...
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Waterboarding......academic style.
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Went to pick up Clare's car from the garage post MOT test, sadly the car did not come home with me [:(]  Turns out they 'lost' the key...  Some (presumably dozy old) lady picked up Clare's car key as well as her own when she collected her car, although the key (strangely) didn't work for her car she thought it was because it'd been so long since she used it, even though she tried using it t the garage she didn't do anything sensible like make sure it was her key or ask why it didn't work (or why she had an extra bloody key theat she didn't bring with her) [8|]  Why do they let these people out? [:@]  I'm now scared that I'll actually come across this loon driving and she'll mistake my car for a bridge or something [:-]

I'm beginning to wish I'd taken the garage up on their offer of a courtesy car and gone for a drive to Glasgow [:D]

Shame they couldn't send her to Glasgow. What are you going to do now?
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Hunting Dixie tithe - anyone seen him lurking recently?
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I haven't been looking, Carl.  Sorry.
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Do you know where he wants this shot, Mike?
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Hi, btw. No need to apologise Old Fruit. [:)]
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I sure don't know where, other than G6.  I'm useless.  Been semi-neglecting my intergalactic empire while playing HR lawyer.  [:D]
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I sure don't know where, other than G6.  I'm useless.  Been semi-neglecting my intergalactic empire while playing HR lawyer.  [:D]

Ooh! Nothing too terrible, I hope? It was Devonport, so my attack fleet and ACS fleet are on the way.
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Oh, no, just working out the last details.  Good work finding the target!  [:)]
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