Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Cap Mandrake]

The pulsations become more painful.........


Wait a minute..are you guys sayings Atolls don't matter Atall?

What really matters is the troop capacity listed for the island?

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The pulsations become more painful.........


Wait a minute..are you guys sayings Atolls don't matter Atall?

What really matters is the troop capacity listed for the island?

No. All Atolls get a shock attack. Plus, all non-atoll islands that are size 1 or 2 get a shock attack.

[Smeulders]

I think it's size 1 and 2 and atolls as well, but I could be wrong.

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The pulsations become more painful.........


Wait a minute..are you guys sayings Atolls don't matter Atall?

What really matters is the troop capacity listed for the island?

Grab BFH from toolbox. Apply to big toe. The pulsations will disappear. [:'(]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The pulsations become more painful.........


Wait a minute..are you guys sayings Atolls don't matter Atall?

What really matters is the troop capacity listed for the island?

No. All Atolls get a shock attack. Plus, all non-atoll islands that are size 1 or 2 get a shock attack.

This is beginning to make some sense. Christmas Is (Kiribati), for eg., is a substantial island in terms of surface area but it would still offer no unopposed landing area even with a few hundred defenders, so it would make sense to insist upon the shock attack rule even for a big atoll.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The pulsations become more painful.........


Wait a minute..are you guys sayings Atolls don't matter Atall?

What really matters is the troop capacity listed for the island?

Grab BFH from toolbox. Apply to big toe. The pulsations will disappear. [:'(]

Light "application" didn't seem to do much. Trying more energetic appliation now. I'll get back to you.

[Alfred]

Cap Mandrake,

I apologise - not one of my finest days.

Although this thread is not the original thread, it does deal with the island size auto shock attack.

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In summary, you experience an auto shock attack if either of these conditions exist:

(a) island is atoll (troop capacity is irrlevant) or

(b) island is not an atoll and for troop stacking calculation, is size 1 or 2 (ie troop capacity is 6k or 30k)

Alfred

[Moondawggie]

ORIGINAL: Alfred

Perhaps Mandrake is feeling a bit of regret in his choice of medical specialization as well. [:D]

Nah...the poor bastards get sued all the time. ******* lawyers [:D]
[/quote]

If you put I. Dunn Cheatham, Esq on a retainer, he won't be able to act against you.

Alfred
[/quote]

Not that I've been sued for malpractice (yet!), but I'd take DC&H as my defense team anytime! (I think NORCAL already has them signed up.)

Those guys know how to negotiate---I. D. C. reminds me of Uncle Billy Sherman when he was negotiating the surrender of Atlanta with the mayor who just had to keep holding out for a bit more...

I bet that when the 33rd gets cleared for assignment to SEAC, it is also announced that Buckingham Palace is a new Condo Conversion project owned by M&M Enterprises' Real Estate Development Division...

[Kwik E Mart]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The pulsations become more painful.........


Wait a minute..are you guys sayings Atolls don't matter Atall?

What really matters is the troop capacity listed for the island?

No. All Atolls get a shock attack. Plus, all non-atoll islands that are size 1 or 2 get a shock attack.

This is beginning to make some sense. Christmas Is (Kiribati), for eg., is a substantial island in terms of surface area but it would still offer no unopposed landing area even with a few hundred defenders, so it would make sense to insist upon the shock attack rule even for a big atoll.

<puts on grammar police hat...hey - chicks dig them> "for eg" = redundant <takes off grammar police hat>

so the island size is a sort of atoll gate for shock attacks...check...

[sprior]

Ooh, a punne!

[Mynok]

Well, it is the World's Worst AAR, ya know.

[Mynok]

You need a motto. 'Proudly Promoting Pain in the Pacific' or other appropriately natty bit......

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Ooh, a punne!

Ah, splendid! It seems Admiral Lord Sprior got the antenna working again at the new 800kg bomb-proof command bunker.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart


<puts on grammar police hat...hey - chicks dig them> "for eg" = redundant <takes off grammar police hat>

so the island size is a sort of atoll gate for shock attacks...check...

<puts on grammar police conter-battery hat> I think you put on the Grammar Police/OCD hat. [:D]

It would be my contention, personally, that "for eg.", as an example, would only be redundant if it were clear to both speaker and reader that Kiribati, as an example, were one in a list of many examples of big atolls, so to speak.


By the way, for eg., your digressions are taking a heavy atoll on the narrative.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Well, it is the World's Worst AAR, ya know.

(tm)

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Ooh, a punne!

Ah, splendid! It seems Admiral Lord Sprior got the antenna working again at the new 800kg bomb-proof command bunker.

aka Columbo Cricket Club Pavilion, 34 Queens Rd., Colombo, Ceylon.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Ooh, a punne!

Ah, splendid! It seems Admiral Lord Sprior got the antenna working again at the new 800kg bomb-proof command bunker.

aka Columbo Cricket Club Pavilion, 34 Queens Rd., Colombo, Ceylon.

Do you really think it prudent to give that kind of specificity? After all, what if that annoying LYB Nagumo is in the Indian Ocean? Of course, this could be a fiendishly clever MI5 disimformation operation, in which case, you would probably reply something like. "we aren't afraid of that little midget Nagumo and his bamboo airplanes".

[sprior]

We aren't afraid of that little midget Nagumo and his bamboo airplanes.

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake




Ah, splendid! It seems Admiral Lord Sprior got the antenna working again at the new 800kg bomb-proof command bunker.

aka Columbo Cricket Club Pavilion, 34 Queens Rd., Colombo, Ceylon.

Do you really think it prudent to give that kind of specificity? After all, what if that annoying LYB Nagumo is in the Indian Ocean? Of course, this could be a fiendishly clever MI5 disimformation operation, in which case, you would probably reply something like. "we aren't afraid of that little midget Nagumo and his bamboo airplanes".

He's really at the polo field not the cricket grounds[:D]

[sprior]

Telephony and W/T arrive at the new secret headquarters this afternoon. Gin slings all round!